Rohan kishibe is a bitch

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"Why are you here, Rohan?" Asked the glamorous pompadour boy.

"Well, I smelled that quesadilla right there and I thought I would come over. You know, Josuke, you did burn down my house, maybe you can give me that quesadilla in return?" Asked the smug Gucci boy.

"DUDE, ROHAN, NO, THATS LIKE OUR CHILD FUCK OFF" okuyasu yelled, quite offended.

Rohan pulls out heaven's door and uses it on Josuke and Okuyasu! "Cannot say no to Rohan kishibe" he writes in their book faces "looks like I can grab that there quesadilla after all, right guys?" Rohan asks. "Ye-"

All of a sudden, jotaro appears in the room! 

"NANIII??????" Yells everyone!

"Yes I am jotaro and I am here now! I used star platinum the world to be here now!" Says sir bara  dad man "Rohan, let go of that quesadilla or I'll beat the shit out of you right now!"

"Please do daddy~~~~~~~~" says Rohan. 

"Hey fuck you" jotaro bitch slaps Rohan, instantly knocking him out.

"Hey, that was really easy!" Says Josuke, relieved that his cheese babby was no longer in harm, OR WAS IT?????????

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