IT'S DIOS MOMTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
"m-mummy? I thought you were died??" Cried out the now fragile Dio.
"I did but im ok now!" Exclaimed the almighty maternal figure.
Okuyasu looks toward josuke and jotaro, they both shrug as they are just as confused as he is.
Dio stands before this eldritch being, her power over him making him speechless.
"MY DIO, YOU ARE GROUNDED TILL....."
Dio gasps
"FOREVER" she yells, the air becoming so thin that you can feel the anger in her voice "NOW GIVE THESE BOYS BACK THEIR GODDAMN QUESADILLA"
"UGH FINE" dio begrudgingly replies, setting the quesadilla on the floor. Dio turns around for a second and makes angered eye contact with the 3 men, and turns back around. With a slam of the door, he is now gone for the "last" time.
"I dont know what the fuck that was im going to go to macdonalds so i can feed my daughter and finally go home and watch some goddamn jeopardy" jotaro says, extremely annoyed, raising his hand to a lazy wave and exiting the house.
"BRO" exclaims Josuke.
"BRO" replies Okuyasu.
"WE CAN FINALLY EAT OUR QUESADILLA!!!!!" they both scream in perfect unison.
"wow this almost seemed like it was going on for 2 years with very long breaks inbetween certain points!" Says josuke, surprised all of this is over.
"YEAH ITS ALMOST LIKE OUR GOD GOT LAZY AND DIDNT CONTINUE OUR PLOTLINE FOR A FEW YEARS" replies the just as confused Okuyasu.
"shut the fuck up Oku" josugay pushes him out of the way "Well! Time to eat our perfect quesadilla!!"
Josuke looks down, to reveal the plate is completely empty.
"What the-?"
That day a small cat plant had a full meal, of tortilla, cheese, and bacon.
The End.
---authors note--- why the fuck did yall read this.
YOU ARE READING
The quesadilla Morioh deserves
SpiritualJosuke and okuyasu make the best goddamn quesadilla, but other people in Morioh want a bite.