The quesadilla Morioh deserves

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

Dio smirks " heh.... you fools you never even stopped to consider that IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT AHHAIWHAAHAHAHAHAHAH" 

"Why the fuck would we think you would be lactose intolerant if you asked us for our quesadilla..." ponders josuke.

"AND HOW DOES THIS EVEN AFFECT US?? OK YOUR LACTOSE INTOLERANT??" Says okuyasu in what seems to be his indoor voice.

"JESUS CHRIST CAN ANY OF YOU PEOPLE LEARN TO JUST LIKE WAIT AND LISTEN? THIS IS LIKE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A RUNNING WASHING MACHINE." Yells the ever so impatient drama man. "FUCK I JUST WANNA USE DRAMATIC PAUSES AND YALL BE YAPPING LIKE MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS YORKSHIRE TERRIER FUCK"

"AS I WAS SAYING" continues the banana clothed man "i never intended on eating the quesadilla AT ALL. This is easier than kicking a dog into traffic! You people and your being attached to friends and family.... TOO EASSSYYYY"

"ohhhh myy goooddd can you please hurry this up my daughter wants me to pick up McDonald's" sighs the now regretful anger issues dad.

"Daughter? Omg hows the family? Do they know youre a repressed emo?"

"Dio please"

"FUCK OK ILL GO BACK TO BEING HOSTILE" he screeches at a glass shattering pitch "the REAL reason I,DIO, wanted this quesadilla is so i could FINALLY RUIN THE LIVES OF ALL THE JOESTAR KIN AJQJANWMWKSN" dio walts on over to the garbage disposale and turns it on, holding the quesadilla over it.

"DONT YOU DARE" squaks the hair boy (ive run out of names oops)

"OH I DO DARE" dio says in reply. Dio tries to start off his next monologue when an unexpected visitor slams the door open!!!!!!!!