You look at yourself in the mirror. You're so hot. Damn, honey. You wink at your own fine ass and then flip yourself off because you know you're a piece of shit. You make your way to bed- but... What was that you heard outside your window? A thump? A... "wah"?
You decide that it's nothing and you're just fucking crazy as you get comfortable in your bed. Almost asleep, you feel a looming presence over you. You're scared to open your eyes at first but consider that you're not a lil bitch. As you look up, you find that Waluigi himself is standing over you. You feel your insides turn because he's like super hot tbh and you've had a crush on him since you were little. You're not exactly sure if he can speak english, so gazing into his beautiful, sparkling eyes... You simply utter: "Wah?" It's soft and a bit startled. He smirks. "Wah," he says assertively and you are 100% turned on.
Assuming that he came for one thing (your fine ass, as mentioned before), you wrap your legs around his waist and pull him in for a kiss. His overalls rub against you and you wah into his pointy mouth. This makes him buck and (like a video game), you are both suddenly naked. You take time to survey his walu-bod and notice that his dick is pointy and purple- just your type.
He goes down on you and you blush, looking at the ceiling. You feel something strange but... arousing enter you. Was that really a wahpeen? No. You finally look down. It's his pointy, succulent nose. Realizing this, you make a noise of satisfaction. Something like: "wAh.."
You climb on top of him and ride his nose for a while. You feel it scratch your insides like some sort of feral cat. With a final "WAH DADDY FUCK," you cum into his nostrils.
When you finally move down to ride him, you find that his dick is long. LIKE REALLY FUCKIN LONG YOURE GENUINELY SCARED. You persist, however.
You let him enter you and at first, it's heaven. "Wa-AH! fuck. wah. WAH!!" but then..... he start s g oign g s o DEPP.
by the time he's in your colon, youre squirming and praying you dont die when he pulls out, but his pointy low-res face is that of pure bliss and ngl it feels rel gud.
sum o that gucci dick ;)
He finally reaches your throat with the tip of his dicc, through your vag. You reach your hand into your throat to stroke it. "wAahh. Is waluIGI TIME !!"
He pulls out by running backwards, and then practically jumps back into you, feet first. You didnt know you had a pussy this big- like a cave. HE finally FINALLy cums and it's purple and sticky and chunky. You have an idea.
"Ever done drugs you dirty slut?" you ask him. He wahs in confusion and you take a dollar out of your nappy ass head to show him what you mean.
You roll the dollar up, stick it in your nose, lean down to your own pus, and snort his cum right out. It has no affect at first but then, youre TRIPPIN.
You smile lazily at him and he still doesnt get it, so you put the sticky purple dollar back in your hair. Walugi smiles wah wah.
Youre pretty much cut in half in your insides and his cum was rly toxic, so you die and he jumps on your head for extrA POINTS.
the end binches
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walugi x reader-- joining the dark side
FanfictionWalugi- tall, dark, handsome. He's always been the hottest character on any Mario game. His mario kart level was as hard as his dick. Now he's all yours.
