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BTS teaching their kids

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Jin | 김석진

Jin : Kids it is time

Kids : what is it appa?

Jin : *shows a dress* I must teach you the ways of a good princess

Kids : but we're boys appa

Jin : still, wear this dress that your uncle *sniffs* Jungkook used to wear... *sniffs*

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Yoongi | 민윤기

Suga : Kids I have bought you something

Kids : what is it appa?

Suga : *gives golden chains* now wear this swaeg ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[ At School ]

Teacher : ... why u guys wearing golden chains?

Kids : you want this? Three dollas!

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Hoseok | 정호석

J-Hope : Children!

Kids : yes appa?

J-Hope : I must teach you this *dances to 'touch my body'*

Kids : don't worry appa, we know how to do that already! *dances along*

J-Hope : *wipes a tear* that's right *sniffs*

Kids&J-Hope : TOUCH MY BODDYY~~ *sings along to he music*

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Namjoon | 김남준

Kids : appa, what is jams?

RapMon : The day has finally come

Kids : *tilt their heads*

Rapmon : you children have jams but your uncle Jimin has no jams ok? *teaches them about jams*

Kids : oh!

[ Later ]

Kids : Jimin

Jimin : yeah?

Kids : you got no jams *laughs*

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Jimin | 박지민

Jimin : *snatches DC comics out of his kids' hands*

Kids : APPA!!

Jimin : children, it is time for you to read these!

Kids : Appa.. *star eyes* is this what we think this is?

Jimin : yesss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *shows playboy magazines*

Kids : Oooh!

Jimin : now it is time for training! Hurry up!

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Taehyung | 김태형

V : *drops the book of aliens in front of his kids*

Kids : appa, what is this?

V : You must learn my native language come on!

Kids : but eomma said that you are Korean :/

V : that is all a lie! Now we must head to my native country let's go!

Kids : yay! We can finally ride your spaceship (*'▽'*)

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Jungkook | 전정국

Jungkook : Now we must learn how to be a real man kids!

Kids : but appa, eomma told us we will do that later ('-')

Jungkook : nope! WE MUST LEARN HOW TO STAND UP FOR OURSELVES! NOW- *breaks the lamp*

You : JUNGKOOK!!

Jungkook : IM SORRY HONEY *cries his eyes out*

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