BTS texts & scenarios

√ roommates

BTS as your roommate (aka: rent is too high so let's share a dorm and divide expenses)
———————

— Jin —

You: KI M S EOK J IN

You: yOU USED UP ALL THE HOT WATER

Jin: ye

Jin: It's useful for something called 'beauty'

Jin: Heard of it?

You: lmao I thought u were a natural

You: guess u were FAKE all this time

Jin: YOU DONT NEED HOT WATER, YOU NEED HOLY WATER

Jin: YOU JUST SINNED

You: hISSSS

— Yoongi —

Yoongi: wanna eat chicken?

You: yaaasssss

You: wait... only if u pay

Yoongi: Just ordered

Yoongi: Where are you?

You: I'm at the dorm

You: where u at m8

Yoongi: .....the dorm

You: omf

Yoongi: My wallet's on the coffee table in the living room, bring the chicken to my room

Yoongi: let's eat in bed

You: my longest YEAH BOIII ever

— Hoseok —

You: th E y a Re haviNg a RoMcOm maraTHon oN tV

You: WheRe u At

Hoseok: WHAT

Hoseok: IM OMW

You: bring popcorn tho

Hoseok: but I'd miss the first movie!!!!

You: oh, it starts in 3 hrs

Hoseok: adftezhydb

Hoseok: dont do that!!!!

You: oh!! get gummy bears too

Hoseok: My heart will die one day bc of u istg

You: 😘😘😜

  — Namjoon —  

You: ayeeeeeeeeee roommyyyy bestieeeee love of my lifeee

Joon: You didn't do your assigment did you

You: sdkfhsd

You: I'm giving you love and what do u do?

You: think it's for some secret interest ;((

Joon: Which subject is it

You: sdfklsj,,, maybe I'm struggling with literature a lil bit :3c?

Joon: SIGHS

Joon: Come to my room, I'll help you

You: I LOVE YO U

  — Jimin — 

Jimin: Y/N.... what did you do...

You: :)?

Jimin: this is so rude

You: come on jiminnie, it's not that deep

Jimin: you... put... all the hairbrushes... on top of the bathroom closet...

You: u smol

Jimin: YOU'RE LIKE 12 CMS SMALLER THAN ME

You: U S M O L

Jimin: I won't let you use my shampoo anymore

You: I'M ON MY WAY WITH THE STOOL IN HAND

— Taehyung — 

You: ROAR

Tae: ??????? meow???

You: sflsdjf you're. so. cute;;;;

Tae: :D

Tae: omg Y/N did u just squeal

You: pfft, whaaat,,

Tae: that was adorable

You: nnno, u're adorable

Tae: you are!!

You: you more!!

Tae: come to the living room to cuddle me and watch movies

You: OKAY

  — Jungkook — 

You: KOOK

Jungkook: ????? I didn't do it

You: YOU DIDNT THATS THE PROBLEM

Jungkook: what

You: WHATS THIS. I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDDIES. 

I THOUGHT WE WERE TOGETHER IN THIS

Jungkook: w.h.a.t.

You: YOU FAILED ME

Jungkook: I'm confuse

You: IM PLAYING OVERWATCH ALONE, WHY AREN'T YOU HERE

Jungkook: I WAS BUYING DRINKS BUT IM NYOOMING HOME, 

DONT GO ON WITHOUT ME

You: HURRY UP, IM ABOUT TO DIE AGAUIN

aaaa,,, this is so random sdflkj im sry, but, it was an idea i had laying as a draft for months? its just a soft good time w besties. good content