BTS as your roommate (aka: rent is too high so let's share a dorm and divide expenses)
———————— Jin —
You: KI M S EOK J IN
You: yOU USED UP ALL THE HOT WATER
Jin: ye
Jin: It's useful for something called 'beauty'
Jin: Heard of it?
You: lmao I thought u were a natural
You: guess u were FAKE all this time
Jin: YOU DONT NEED HOT WATER, YOU NEED HOLY WATER
Jin: YOU JUST SINNED
You: hISSSS
— Yoongi —
Yoongi: wanna eat chicken?
You: yaaasssss
You: wait... only if u pay
Yoongi: Just ordered
Yoongi: Where are you?
You: I'm at the dorm
You: where u at m8
Yoongi: .....the dorm
You: omf
Yoongi: My wallet's on the coffee table in the living room, bring the chicken to my room
Yoongi: let's eat in bed
You: my longest YEAH BOIII ever
— Hoseok —
You: th E y a Re haviNg a RoMcOm maraTHon oN tV
You: WheRe u At
Hoseok: WHAT
Hoseok: IM OMW
You: bring popcorn tho
Hoseok: but I'd miss the first movie!!!!
You: oh, it starts in 3 hrs
Hoseok: adftezhydb
Hoseok: dont do that!!!!
You: oh!! get gummy bears too
Hoseok: My heart will die one day bc of u istg
You: 😘😘😜
— Namjoon —
You: ayeeeeeeeeee roommyyyy bestieeeee love of my lifeee
Joon: You didn't do your assigment did you
You: sdkfhsd
You: I'm giving you love and what do u do?
You: think it's for some secret interest ;((
Joon: Which subject is it
You: sdfklsj,,, maybe I'm struggling with literature a lil bit :3c?
Joon: SIGHS
Joon: Come to my room, I'll help you
You: I LOVE YO U
— Jimin —
Jimin: Y/N.... what did you do...
You: :)?
Jimin: this is so rude
You: come on jiminnie, it's not that deep
Jimin: you... put... all the hairbrushes... on top of the bathroom closet...
You: u smol
Jimin: YOU'RE LIKE 12 CMS SMALLER THAN ME
You: U S M O L
Jimin: I won't let you use my shampoo anymore
You: I'M ON MY WAY WITH THE STOOL IN HAND
— Taehyung —
You: ROAR
Tae: ??????? meow???
You: sflsdjf you're. so. cute;;;;
Tae: :D
Tae: omg Y/N did u just squeal
You: pfft, whaaat,,
Tae: that was adorable
You: nnno, u're adorable
Tae: you are!!
You: you more!!
Tae: come to the living room to cuddle me and watch movies
You: OKAY
— Jungkook —
You: KOOK
Jungkook: ????? I didn't do it
You: YOU DIDNT THATS THE PROBLEM
Jungkook: what
You: WHATS THIS. I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDDIES.
I THOUGHT WE WERE TOGETHER IN THIS
Jungkook: w.h.a.t.
You: YOU FAILED ME
Jungkook: I'm confuse
You: IM PLAYING OVERWATCH ALONE, WHY AREN'T YOU HERE
Jungkook: I WAS BUYING DRINKS BUT IM NYOOMING HOME,
DONT GO ON WITHOUT ME
You: HURRY UP, IM ABOUT TO DIE AGAUIN
aaaa,,, this is so random sdflkj im sry, but, it was an idea i had laying as a draft for months? its just a soft good time w besties. good content
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BTS texts & scenarios
FanficBecause I'm so obsessed with these books I just decided to make one of my own.. because... Yep, that's it. marked as, √ texts ∆ scenarios