Real talk: with izzy!

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Okay so here's a topic I wanna discuss.

Wow I feel like a counselor
Anyways

There are people who don't know personal space. That's no my topic though. I don't really care about that because if you are my friend, I don't care if u sit really close or no your face really close to mine. But if I don't know, don't do that.

My issue is when people point out things on my face.

Like this one girl, let's call her Ann since I'm not gonna say her real name. Now, Ann use to sit with me in art and she'd sit really close to my face, which was fine since she was my friend and all.

Sometimes she'd get all touchy and rest her head on my shoulder or something, which was okay.

But one day she was like "you have a lot of acne. Oh and there's a blackhead right there that I really jut want to pop"

In my head I was like "whhhyyyy I get it!!"

Look, if you're going sit close to me, please don't point out the gross stuff I have on my face. I try to get rid of it, I really do. Also, it isn't acne, it's my soul eating away at my vessel because it's too weak to hold my power.

Okay I'm crazy

Thanks for listening, here's a whole latin phrase for ya!

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas omnis incursio infernalis adversarii. Omnis legio! Omnis con...potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii. Omnis legio! Omnis congregatio et secta diabolica! Ergo, Draco maledicte et omnis......legio diabolica, adiuramus te! Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii. Omnis legio! Omnis congregatio et secta diabolica! Ergo, Draco maledicte et omnis legio diabolica, adiuramus te!

Hahaha

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