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Supernatural season 1 summary

A/N- this is a weird, and what I thought was a little funny, summary if supernatural season 1. So enjoy

So season one starts with a happy family but then a dark figure's like 'i'm taken your baby' then the mom's like 'no' then she's on fire on the ceiling and everybody's sad

Then flash forward 22 years and the baby in the beginning is a cute college boy named Sam, with a hot girlfriend. But then the older kid from the beginning is there too and he's like 'hey buddy, it's been a while. Also i love smurfs'. And sam's like 'stfu dean'

But then dean is like 'hey girlfriend, you should leave' and then sam's like 'uh, you can say anything in front of her, thanks' and then dean's like 'well okay, fine. Dad's been on a hunting trip' and then sam's like 'girlfriend you should leave'

So then dean is like 'dad, who hunts supernatural things, has gone missing while hunting a supernatural thing so like, halp' and sam's like 'okay fine but i have college on monday' and dean's like 'uh whateves'

So then they go and then there a ghost woman who's like 'sexy time?' and her victims are like 'yeah' but then she's like 'boom tricked you bitch, you're eaten!'
And then sam and dean stop her but still no dad so sam is like 'i have college on monday and need to go back' but then dean is like 'but saving people, hunting things, the family business' and sam's like 'ain't no body got time for that'

So then he goes home to college but then his girlfriend is dead on the ceiling just like his mom

So then he's like 'nevermind dean we're tots hunting'

So then they do, like ghosts and forest monsters but then there's a demon airplane flight and they're like 'we dont really do demons though'. But then they do it anyways and the demon's like 'tehe you're girlfriend Sam' and sam's like 'yeah well...how did you know that...'

But then there's a lot of bugs and ew

But then Sam is like "That's so Raven"  'i just had a vision and we need to go visit our old home where mom died because visions' but dean is like 'but i don't wanna go cuz feels' but then sam's like 'we musttt'

So then they go and they see their dead mom's ghost and Dean cries like a disney princess

And then they leave but dad has been watching this whole time ??

So then their dad calls them and he's like 'i'm okay i'm just a really bad father so i'll do me and you do the saving people and the hunting things because family business'

So sam's like 'no we must go find dad' but dean's like 'no we must listen cuz i need him to love me'
So sam's like 'by loser' and goes and meets a girl named meg'

So then dean goes to a town where there's a scarecrow who really loves apples and dean's like 'i hope your apple pie was freakng worth it'
And then he almost dies but then SAM IS THERE so it's okay
Because Sam had a moment of self reflection and was like 'ehe i missed you' and dean was like 'i missed you too'

But then ya'll remember meg? Oop! She does bad things! (aka murders someone)

And then Sam was like 'you need jesus' and then dean was like 'no' and then they have jesus time but it wasn't jesus it was actually a reaper but then it was maybe jesus, either way dean didn't like it

And then there's a white supremacist ghost who only kills black people, like dean's ex-girlfriend's dad and dean's like 'sorry for your loss but bow-chica-wow- bow- wow'

But then sam has more visions and finds another physic buddy except this physic budy kills people but his mom also died in a ceiling fire, what a coincidence! and sam's like 'did we just become best friends' and the kids like 'no' and he dies.

But then you guys remember meg? She tricks them cuz she works for the yellow eyed demon who killed their mom. And then Sam and Dean are like 'caught you' and then she gets thrown out the window. And then they leave and they see john, their dad and he was like 'i was gonna save you but..' wait, meg isn't dead! Total surprise! And then dean is like '*sobs* we can't hunt together it's too dangerous' and then john's like 'bye losers'.

And then some old guy has a magic gun and then vampires happen and they take the magic gun. And then the boys are investigating and they run into... bu bu bu ba! John! because he knew the old guy. And then he's like 'dean, the car's dirty. I wouldn't have given it to you if i thought you were gonna ruin it'
And then dean's like '*sobs*' he's sad because nobody loves that car as much as he does and all he wants is his dad's approval

And then they kill the vamps and get the magic gun and they're like 'yay family hunt time!'
But then meg, who is evil, keeps killing people, like john's friends. And john's like 'stop' meg's like 'give me the magic gun' and john's like 'no' and then meg's like 'oops, your other friend is dead!' and so john is like 'fine' but then sam and dean are like 'no!'
And then john's like 'its fineeeee. Ima give her a fake, go save some babies'
So then they do but they also try to catch the yellow eyed demon in the process but he's a slippery fish

But then sam gets sad because he found out that his mom and his girlfriend both died because the yellow eyed demon needed to make sam physic for demon reasons! So sam is like angst but then dean's like 'you're not the only one with angst sam, dad doesn't love me'

But then, john's plan fails and john gets taken so sam and dean are like 'ah!!'
So they go to an old family friends house and they're like 'bobby help! And he's like 'devil's traps are a thing, idjits'

But then they catch meg in a devil's trap and she's like 'your dad's dead' but then they exorcise her and she's like 'your dad's okay' but then bleh she dies because uh she died and it's sad

So then the boys find john and john's possessed by the yellow eyed demon but the boy's don't know. And the yellow eyed demon is like 'dean, i'm so proud of you' and dean's like 'my father doesn't say nice things you imposter!' and yellow eyes is like 'wow man, that's sad'

And then sam's like 'i have the magic gun, im gonna shoot dad' but since it's his dad, he chickens out and shoots him in the leg. But then John takes over and is like 'it's okay kill me dont worry about it'

And then dean is like 'nooo' and sam is like 'aaah!'
But then the demon escapes and they go for a drive but SEMI-TRUCK crashes into side of impala

And that's the end of season one

A/N- I hope ya'll enjoyed this idk why I did it but yay!
I'll do a season 2 summary if ya'll want it too :))

Peace out loves