SIN

Self Service: Breathing Excercises

Author's note:

This is dedicated to the people who read and added this book to their library. Like, what the fuck, I had no idea people would actually read this. Like??? I love you all, you little creeps. Muah muah! Ahahahahahahahahah

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Self Service: Breathing Excercises

It's amazing how we can easily fool our brain for self indulgence.

First, I would like you to find yourself a nice, cozy, and private area. Usually, this would be your bedroom, but, hey, if you're feeling adventurous do this in your car while at some place surrounded by plants (a forest perhaps or the park at night) (you know what? That's pretty fucking dangerous)

I'd need you to clear your mind and focus only on your breathing. Breathe through your nose.

Inhale... 1... 2... 3...
Exhale... 1... 2... 3...

Repeat this five times or when you finally feel at peace.

Next, I want you to repeat the same process only this time you exhale through the mouth. Also, place your hands lightly on top of your stomach. Did I mention that you need to be laying flat on your back for this?

Inhale... 1... 2... 3...
Exhale... 1... 2... 3...

Slowly begin to rub circles on top of your stomach. And instead of three, stop at 2.

Inhale... 1... 2...
Exhale... 1... 2...

From rubbing circles, begin to massage your stomach-- your hands ghosting their way up and down your sides. Then run them over your chest, while at the same time let your knees raise and have your thighs rubbing against each other.

Inhale... 1... 2...
Exhale... 1... 2...

Now I need you to reverse your breathing pattern. Inhale through the mouth, exhale through the nose. Let one hand slowly sneak up your shirt and just lightly graze your skin with your fingertips.

Inhale... 1... 2...
Exhale... 1... 2...

Start panting. Just, start panting. Pretend you've just run a marathon or something. Also, spread your legs real wide and start rolling your hips.

Inhale...
Exhale...

Grab your chest and give it a couple of firm squeezes. Let your fingers tweak your nipple, rub it around if you like. Use the palm of your hands to press down on your chest before rotating in a counterclockwise direction.

Inhale...
Exhale...

When your nipples are all perky and hard, slither down to your thighs. Rub the inner thighs before letting a hand slip in your pants/shorts or whatever. Rub your front and focus on the friction forming between your palm, your sex, and the thin piece of fabric in between.

You wet yet? Apply some pressure.

While your hand is still doing its magic, start moaning.

Moan.

Also, slip in a finger or too if you like. Just go wild and crazy, let loose!

By now, I'm pretty sure you're all riled up. Hot and heavy, you sexy beast. The finally for this lovely self service would be a well deserved climax.

And there ya go, viola!

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A/N:

Good Lawd! Somebody hold me! (Preferably this cute guy I like)

Seriously, though, I had no idea that people would actually read this shit. Like, this was just an all for laughs book that started from a messed up joke with my friends. How the hell did you guys enjoy my crappy writing?! I love you all so much!