Group Chat: theboiwholived, ronron, bookwormz, imgred, imfeorge, Voldemortz
Harry: Hey, you guys.
Fred: What?
George: what?
Harry:Ok, I went on the internet right??? And went to Google and searched Harry Potter.
Fred: ...
George: ...
Harry: And guess what, it said: I'm sorry did you mean sexy beast?
Fred: ...
George: ...
Harry: What?
Fred: Dude that ain't funny.
Ron: Yeah...
George: It sucked like goblin piss.
Hermoine: George! Don't say that!
Fred: No, I'm George he's Fred, jeez woman, your dating our brother and you can't even tell us a part!
Hermoine: ...
Voldemort: AHAHAHA IM BACK BITCHACHOESSS
Harry: Voldemort?!? Your back?
Voldemort: And more alive than ever.
Fred: Hey.
George: What.
Fred: I just noticed something.
George: Voldemort will keep coming back...
Voldemort: Yes... I will
George: Like a pimple!
Harry: wtf
Ron: ditto
Hermoine: pardon?
Voldemort: ...
Fred: I'm starting to see it now...
George: For example, if I were to have a pimple, I pop it, but weeks later, it comes back differently.
Hermoine: So your saying Voldemort will keep coming back forever?
Voldemort: Yasssss
George: No.
Voldemort: Oh.
Harry: Than how does that even make sense?!
Fred: We'll eventually find some sort of liquid that someone would give us and keep on wiping the oil away and no more pimples will ever exist in your pretty little face!
George: Exactly.
Ron: Ohhhhhh
Harry: YAY WE'LL WIN!!!!!
Everyone: YAAAYY
Hermoine: Oh my gosh you guys we just discovered our own endings.
Voldemort: Twin Weasly, are you some sort of fortune teller?
Fred: Your desire is what you seek...
George: But not what you need...
Voldemort: What do I need?
Hermoine: What you need is far from reach since seven horcruxes are still not reaped.
Voldemort: Woah...
Harry: You must suck thy thumb, and scratch thy butt, for eternal peace.
Ron: And give the second youngest red head of the Weasley family a ton of golden coins with a ton of chocolate frogs.
Voldemort: I see now...
Voldemortz left the group chat.
Hermoine: Woah...
Ron: Is he really that dumb?
Harry: Dunno, he died too many times it must of melted his brain off.
Fred: Haha, good one Harry.
Imgred left the group chat.
George: Ditto.
Imfeorge left the group chat.
Hermoine: UGH, I'm sorry you guys, I just noticed I my food is getting cold, cheerio.
bookwormz left the chat.
Ron: So... Its just you and me huh Harry?
Harry: Yeah, I guess so.
Ron: Hey, isn't Voldemort on the loose again?
Harry: SON OF A BANSHEE I FORGOT, BY RON.
theboiwholived left group chat.
Ron: Huh, what do I do now?
ronron left group chat.
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