Group Chat: theboiwholived, ronron, bookwormz, imgred, imfeorge, waittillmyfatherhearsaboutthis.
Hermoine: Hello, do you guys mind telling me what is the potion's homework?
Fred: Gasp! The straight O hogwarts student Hermoine Granger is asking for potion's homework!
George: Who are you and what have you done with Hermoine?
Hermoine: I'm slick.
Fred: ?
Hermoine: *slick
Hermoine: Ugh! *slick
Hermoine: Samuel. Autocorrect.
Hermoine: Fit!
Hermoine: Samuel! I can't swear!
Hermoine: Fuck!
George: Huh, "fuck" you are okay with.
Hermoine: Auto correct is one son of a witch.
Hermoine: *Witch
Hermoine: *Witch!
Hermoine: YOU LITTLE FUCK I SWEAR TO DOGS IF YOU FIT WITH ME ONE MORE TIME ILL SPANK YOUR ASTROID AS RED AS CHERRIES AND TELL YOUR FATHER THAT HE RAISED THIS AUTO CORRECT WITCH WRONG.
Draco: I was called?
Fred: Wait, what?
Draco: You obviously told my father about this so what do you want?
George: Nothing byotch.
Hermoine: WHY DO YOU GET TO SWARREEE
Draco: This conversation is getting out of hand.
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Harry: WASSUPPPPP
Hermoine: Hoe Harry!
Hermoine: Slam it!
Harry: Did you just call me a hoe?!?
Hermoine: Sorry Harry! It's the group fat!
Harry: Excuse me?!
ronron had entered the group chat.
Ron: I was summoned?
Harry: ?
Ron: You said group fat.
Hermoine: ohhhhh
Harry: That's pretty sad.
Fred: It runs in the family.
Hermoine: Ouch.
Hermoine: Hey! I'm not getting any auto corrects!
George: congrats!
Hermoine: I'M FINALLY FEEEEEEEED!
Hermoine: Slam it.
Hermoine: I give sup.
Hermoine: SLAM IT.
Hermoine: UGH
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George: BWAHAHAHAHA
Fred: Slam it? You're a genius man!
George: No, we are geniuses.
Harry:Um
Ron: Care to explain?
Fred: It's our new invention! It's called Auto crazy keyboard! It makes all your words turn into dumb auto corrects!
George: Pretty cool huh?
Harry: DUH GIMME SOME.
George: We need to make some copies first, Hermoine was our first sample test!
Ron: Why didn't you test it on me?
Fred: we knew you would just smash the keyboard out of frustration. And plus, it's funny watching Hermione get mad.
Ron: Tru.
Draco: Well whatever you've done, I will make sure my father hears about this.
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Fred and George: Crap.
Gred and Feorge have left the group chat.
Ron: Well they're in big trouble.
Harry: Yup...
Harry: Wanna get something from Honey dukes?
Ron: HELL YEAH
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Funny Harry Potter Texts
HumorExpelliarmus! I, the Fabulous Chelsey have been able to hack into the Harry Potter Cast's online Chats! So be ready to laugh along and read their funny texts.
