[Levi / Eren] The Joke

Sugar

"Levi, no I am not  having sex with you right now. I told you, I am too tired."

"I don't care~"

"I'm gonna kick you out of my house, shut the hell up."

"Aw, you wouldn't..." Levi pouted, petting Eren's hair softly.

"Try me."

"Okay, so, you're serious." Levi sighed. "Fine. But we're sleeping naked."

"What-? No- why?"

"Your skin is soft, that's why." Eren groaned.

"Ugh fine, and stop calling yourself 'Daddy'. If I wanna call you that then I will, but don't decide that for me."

"Fine, Baby."

"Good." Eren sat up and took off his shirt, then his underwear, and took off Levi's clothes. He dropped them on the floor before pulling the blankets over his shoulders and snuggling up on Levi's chest, and he put his hand back on Eren's head, running his fingers through his hair once more.

"Why do you like sleeping on my chest so much?"

"You're warm and your chest is a good pillow."

"Ah... kind of like how I am with your butt?" Levi grinned. He could just feel  Eren's face heat up.

"Y-Yeah... I guess like that."

"Or like how I am with your tum?"

"Actually I guess it's more like that..."

"Ughh I wanna hold you and it's hard to like this without it being too 'touchy' for you."

"Fucking-" The brunette huffed, getting off Levi and pulling him onto his side, turning to face away from him so his back was against Levi's chest, intentionally moving up so he wouldn't try to convince him to do the dirty  anyways, and laid down again. Levi buried his face in Eren's neck, sighing contently as he wrapped his arms around the boy's stomach.

"I love you," he murmured.

"Yeah, yeah. I love you too." Eren crossed his legs some, before Levi pushed his knee between them -- which made it pointless to have done so. He sighed, finally closing his eyes. "Can I sleep now?"

"Go ahead, Baby..." Levi propped himself up on one of his elbows briefly to lean down, Eren turning his head so Levi couldn't kiss him. "Aw... why not?" The taller pouted, his face still against the pillow. "Just one...?"

"No."

"Juuuust one kiiiiss? Pleeeeeaaaase?"

"Noo."

"Then you leave me no choice."

"Wha-" Eren looked back up at him for only a second before Levi grabbed his face and pressed their lips together, smiling as he pulled away quickly and laid back down. The brunette turned over almost immediately. "No if you're gonna give me a kiss you're gonna give me a good kiss and that is not enough." He pouted again.

"Nuh-uh~ you wanted to sleep. Remember, Baby?"

"Nooo I don't wanna sleep. I can't sleep until you kiss me."

"Is that so?"

"Mhm."

"Then is that why you always want me to spend the night?"

"Yeeessssss I can't sleep without you."

"Aww Babyyy really? You're so needy for me, aren't you?"

"I ammm." Levi laughed, before pushing the covers down, sitting up while pulling Eren onto his lap by the arm he'd put around his waist. "Sleep after, I wanna have sex."

"Wow- that was easy."

"Shut up Levi I hate you."

"You love me."

"You don't know that."

"Aw well we can't have sex if you don't love me."

"I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you soooo much."

"...was that just so I'd fuck you?"

"Nooo- no I love you, you know that I love you."

"Then show me that you love me that much."

"Okay." Eren pouted.

After an hour of Eren's whining and Levi trying to get him to do what he wanted instead, he finally caved, and flipped the both of them over, pushing into him. Eren let out a whimper, holding onto Levi's shoulders as he started to push in and out of him, too slow to Eren's desire. But Levi was somewhat of a sadist, because the game he played with his dearest, was almost sickening. He started off slow, but shallow, and once Eren got too used to it he'd moan for him to go faster, but he would slow down, and he kept doing that, but he got deeper each time. By the time he was close, Eren was a wreck of whimpers and trembling all over, especially his legs -- which felt like jelly at that point, so Levi had to hold his thighs up. But what he was looking for, he got, Eren was devoted to him, and he could tell.

"Hey- aren't'cha gonna tell me to stop?"

"Nn-n-no..." Levi smiled, leaning down and kissing his lips softly before pressing their foreheads together, closing his eyes as he started to thrust faster. Even though he was confused as to why he'd stopped his torment, Eren was thankful for it. He let out a shaky moan, coming all over his stomach as Levi pushed down his hips, finishing inside him. Too shaky to put his arms out when Levi sat up, the brunette whimpered softly, whining a bit until Levi caught on and wrapped his arms back around his waist tightly, then got off the bed and into his bathroom across the hall, holding him in a bridal carry.

"Okay, you love me."

"M-Mhm..."

Levi had to hold him as he ran water in the bath. When it was warm enough, he put the stopper into the drain and poured in some of Eren's mix for bubbles, with a lavender scent. He got in and laid Eren back against his chest, and put his arms tight around his stomach again.

"You're tired now, I know that for sure."

"I was already tired..." he mumbled, still trembling, but less.

"Shush, you asked."

"Shut up you knew what you were doing."

"Your fault."

"Is not."

"You sucked my dick so you could sleep on my chest, then expected me to be fine with just that. It's totally your fault."

"Stop blaming me for things you're so mean." Levi rolled his eyes, smiling softly as Eren tilted his head back to look at him, and Levi kissed his forehead again, making him pout.

"We'll go to sleep when we get out. Just for now lemme wash your hair, and try not to fall asleep please."

"Yeah, yeah..." Eren huffed, trying to sit up a bit more. Levi kissed his neck again before he washed his hair, rinsing it, and then washing him and himself off. After getting out and letting the water drain, he wrapped Eren in a towel and carried him back to bed, drying him off. He took the towel back and hung it on a shower curtain rod, and by the time he came back, Eren was barely awake. Levi smiled contently as he watched him cover himself with the thick comforter on his bed, laying closest to the wall. Levi climbed in bed and held onto him tightly, closing his own eyes.

"Mh... goodnight, angel."

"G..dni..t" Eren mumbled in his small sleepy-voice, before he fell asleep. Levi did so too not so long after, holding onto him like his life depended on it.