[Levi / Eren] The Joke

Hush

A/N: Picture is mine!

"Levi stop..." The -- slightly -- taller male grabbed the shorter's wrist.

"Why? I'm just ruffling your hair." He continued messing the chocolaty brown, silk-like locks up, and running his fingers through it, with his other hand.

Levi was staying for the week, since Eren's dad was off for a business meeting. Grisha knew that Levi would be over, and he didn't care. He just made sure Levi knew not to hurt Eren somehow, or he'd regret it dearly.

"But don't because you'll mess it up."

"So what if I mess it up? It would be ruined later anyways."

"L-Levi you jerk... shut up..."

"Come on~ you know it's true~" Levi murmured.

"It won't be when I make you stay in the guest room-" Levi pouted at this.

"But I jus wanna wuv you~" he murmured, nuzzling into Eren's neck, turning him around and pulling him back, and climbing over him.

"Levi I said no." Levi collapsed on him, making Eren huff, before tickling the brunette by his sides, starting to gently bite and kiss at his neck. "L-Lev-vi n-nn th-this isn't-" he gasped quickly in between his words, "fair-!"

"Eren~ Eren~ loooove meeeee~"

"I-I-I do-!" Levi pulled away, but not before leaving a lovebite.

"Whiny brat."

"Horny dick."

"Don't say 'dick' to a guy that's horny, Eren."

"Don't say my name while you're horny, Levi."

"Oh but I always do~"

"Wait what does that mean-?" Eren's eyes widened slightly, his brows furrowing.

"You know," He said bluntly. The brunette blushed a little at the thought.

"You..?"

"Do you think I do?" Levi smirked.

"I-I don't know-"

"You should." Levi got closer and whispered into his ear, "Well to end your curiosity then yes, Eren, late at night, sometimes while we're on the phone talking when I go silent.. I reach down and I..." Eren squealed in embarrassment.

"Stop-! Stop-! I don't want to hear more-!!"

"Oh but you do."

"W-What? No I don't...!"

"Gimme your hand."

"No-" Levi smirked and grabbed Eren's hand anyway, pinning it above his head.

"Now give me the other."

"No." Levi did the sane with his other hand.

"You really don't listen well." He used one of his hands to hold Eren down by his wrists, using the other to lift Eren's hips, slipping off his sweatpants and sighing, keeping his grin. "Why am I not surprised you're wearing these?" He asked, tugging on the waistband to Eren's panties before letting them snap back down -- making him whine.

"I-I wear them all the time, fuck off."

"So do you actually favor girl's clothes?"

"Sometimes."

"No wonder you're a bottom, you're a pillow princess." He chuckled. "That and, I would never let anyone top me." An idea suddenly came to him. "Why don't you do some work for a change, hm?"

"I'm too tired..."

"Aw but you seemed to be full of energy just a moment ago~" he murmured. He let go of Eren's wrists before sitting up. He switched their positions, Eren sitting on his knees and Levi with his hands under his head, his legs somewhat sprawled out on the bed -- and Eren was between them. "Come suck Daddy off."

"D-Daddy?!" Eren's entire face submerged in red out of fluster.

"Mm.. you heard me. I wanna see how good you are at it."

"B-But-!"

"Do it and I'll let you sleep on my chest for the entire time I'm staying here, and I won't wake you up, either." Eren pouted before rolling his eyes.

"You're lucky I don't bite off your dick."

"Honey can you even take my dick with that pretty little mouth of yours?"

"Fuck you." Eren leaned down and put his chin on Levi's crotch, looking up at him. "Maybe I was a virgin before we met but I've sucked plenty of dick."

"Oh have you now?"

"I've given more head than the number of times you've blinked this entire day so far."

"...are you serious?"

"Mhmmm..." Eren smiled.

"Okay then,  filthy pretty little mouth of yours."

Eren snorted. "I'm joking. I've only done it twice before. Once for your buddy Erwin, because he paid me it was before we were together, and once in France for a friend of mine. Given, he never spoke to me again because we moved... but it was worth it I guess."

"Eren... you never told me you were so dirty..."

"You expected me to be innocent-"

"Oh my god just shut up and suck my dick-" Eren licked his lips before undoing Levi's pants and belt, then pulling them down some, along with his boxers. He licked gently at the tip, holding it up by the base with his hand -- though he really barely had to hold it at all. Levi groaned, leaning his head back some. Eren took the head into his mouth, sucking on it before taking more in. He moaned against it, closing his eyes as he took the rest in. Levi settled up on his elbow with a grunt, watching Eren contently. "You look so pretty with my dick in your mouth, baby," he murmured, before biting his lip. He leaned his head back again, letting it hang, as he let out a deep moan. Eren melted at his words, taking the full length in, and deepthroating it. Levi let out another groan, slipping his hand into Eren's hair and tangling his fingers in it. He pushed the brunette's head down some, roughly bucking his hips up as he tightened his grip on Eren's locks. He felt release coming soon, clenching Eren's hair into a fist, his breaths ragged and heavy. "Fuck- Eren- oh my god-" he muttered, his eyes closing tighter as he grunted, his release going down Eren's throat, making him gag, but he swallowed it. The brunette pulled away, a thin trail of saliva going from his tongue to Levi's tip. Levi let go of his hair before stroking it for a bit. He opened his eyes to see Eren panting as well, but he was far too cute. Levi couldn't resist. With his index and middle finger, he motioned for Eren to come closer, and the younger male crawled over him and turned his head. Levi placed his hand over Eren's ear, pressing his head down against his chest. "Eren?" He said softly.

"Mh...?"

"We're not done just yet... you're still gonna ride Daddy..."