Things

Disney Channel

Ok, this is a rant and you know I lovvveeeee ranting.

To start off, let's talk about the good Disney Channel shows. This includes Jessie, Lizzie McGuire, CORY IN THE HOUSE, SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY, SUITE LIFE ON DECK, and Liv and Maddie (not the California version.) THESE SHOWS WERE SO LITTT!!!! The series finale of Jessie was soooooooooo sad that I cried even though it was all fake. IT SHOWS THAT I HAVE AN EMOTIONAL BOND WITH DISNEY!!!

Now, you might be wondering, "What the heck, Thiago? You still watch Disney Channel?"

My answer: Yes and No

Why?

I still watch it because some parts of the Channel are still funny and good, like the movies, (except Pup Star because that was such a weird movie like what the heck Disney?)

However, I don't watch the channel because of it's stupid shows: BIZZARDVARK, STUCK IN THE MIDDLE, BUNK'D, ANDI MACK, MEC X 4, AND LIV AND MADDIE CALI STYLE!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK DISNEY?!?!?!?!?!?

I got soooo mad at Disney when they introduced the ANNOYING GIRL INTO LIV AND MADDIE CALI STYLE!!! THIS MADE ME HATE THE SHOW!!!

SHE IS SOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!

If I was in an interview with Disney:

(my words are in bold italics, the Disney interviewer's words are in italics, and the questions are underlined, except the "Jessie reference" part)

Disney interviewer: Hello, I am a Disney interviewer with no specific name! Today, I am interviewing Thiago Pinho!
Me: Hi!
Disney interviewer: Ok! Let's get started! Let's begin with this "question!" Describe Bizzardvark in 3 words.
Me: Stupid, Cringey, Overrated to the point that I question Disney's existence. Oh! I'm sorry! That wasn't 3 words!
Disney interviewer: Now, what about Stuck in the Middle?
Me: Overrated, Cringey, "JUST DOWNRIGHT MESSY!" (Jessie reference)
Disney interviewer: Ok, well do you like anything about Disney today?
Me: I like the movies. I'm excited for Descendants 2. Both Descendants and Descendants 2 have lit soundtracks!
Disney interviewer: Wait, how do you know about the soundtrack of Descendants 2?
Me: Well, I don't know every song, but there was a China Anne McClain song in one of the trailers for the movie.
Disney interviewer: Oh yeah! That's right!
Me: yeah boi
Disney interviewer: Alright! That's all the time that we have! Thank you so much for being here, Thiago!
Me: Aw! Thank you for finding me a way to end this chapter!