The Life of a Middle Schooler (Or Two)

Rhino's Feet

A/N: This is just a nickname for the guy, name is not displayed for privacy purposes. We named him Rhino because he has a big head like a rhino and his front horn thing is his ego. 

So we are both swimmers, and there is this tall guy on our swim team that we have come to call Rhino. After a swim meet one day, I was looking for my shirt (because I lost it), and I ran into Rhino. Some of the stuff might seem really weird and creepy to you guys, and you should note that he sees us in swim suits every day and we see him in a speedo everyday. I don't know why but I guess that he was changing in the bleachers or something because tha's where this conversation took place. The conversation went like this when Grace showed up.

Rhino: "What? You've seen me in less clothing than this before." (he was only in shorts)

Grace: *looks at Rhino like she was done with him existing * "I know"

Rhino: "I was only in my underwear when Lena came up"

Lena: "Wait, what? I didn't notice." 

Grace: "See, look at his feet." 

Lena: "You're right"

Rhino: *with confused look on face* "What are you talking about"

Lena: "Grace sent me a text that said, 'Rhino is wearing  his sneakers like flip flops because he isn't smart enough to figure out how to out them on right.'"

 Rhino: "Well, I've had these things for like a long time, and I swear, my feet don't get longer, just fatter."

Lena: No way

Rhino: *takes foot out of shoe* "Look, compare your foot to mine"

Grace: "We're so weird. Comparing foot sizes, what the heck."

Lena's mother: Come on girls, we have to get going if Grace is going to get home soon

Lena: "Coming Mom, Rhino is just showing us his really small feet!"

Grace, Lena, and Rhino: *Laughs*