1. Lena and ____ did a pole dance yesterday in the locker room with their swim suits on
2. Rhino's still alive
3. I got 9/9 on my math test and so did Lena. Yay!!!
4. 9 days left of school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Lena threatened Lesbo (not real name) by saying if Lesbo didn't move her backpack she would bring Rhino over and have him give her a lap dance
6. I had curly fries for lunch
7. I got a new swimsuit, for relaxed/summer swimming, with the black bottoms with the strings, it's at this link: https://www.kohls.com/product/prd-2658158/tropical-strappy-flounce-tankini-top.jsp?prdPV=1
8. We learned about STD's in science
9. Someone talked about a dead cat at lunch and I almost cried
10. Lena and I have officially started a war- using the card game Speed. So far the score is Lena:12 to Grace:9
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The Life of a Middle Schooler (Or Two)
HumorHappenings of our random lives that display our weirdness.
