Danny Sexbang smuts And fluffs;)+18

Artist, huh?

(Quick A/N: not exactly sin, just a funny thought I had. This is for my friend;) )

Ramona was sitting at the bar, having a good time. "You Shook Me All Night Long " by AC/DC was playing, and Ramona was tapping her foot to the beat. She took another sip of her drink, then pulled a sketchbook out of her bag that she had brought along and began to doodle.
Suddenly, a man popped up beside her. He was tallish, with dark curly hair, and strangely enough wearing a Kimono. Behind him was a man in a ninja costume. Ramona was taken back, but strangely intrigued.
      "Hey, my name is Danny Sexbang, this is my friend, Ninja Brian," he said, gesturing to the man behind him.
"Hey, I guess," Ramona replied, cautiously.
"I couldn't help but notice that you were by yourself, do you mind if I take a seat?" He was saying things dramatically, to the point where it seemed like this was set up. Ramona didn't mind, but she reminded herself that a weird man in a kimono appeared out of nowhere and just started flirting with her.
"Okie,"
"That's great, what did you say your name was?" Danny Sexbang questioned, raising an eyebrow, sitting down.
"I didn't say my name, and it's Ramona." She said awkwardly, sticking out her hand.
"Gorgeous," Danny said, taking it and kissing her hand. Ramona felt really uncomfortable.
"So, I saw you were drawing," Dan said.
"Do you draw often?"
Ramona felt her face heat up. She didn't want anyone, especially random strangers, to see her art. But she took a deep breath and replied,
"Y-yeah, I draw all the time, but if it's alright I don't really wanna show you."
"Oh, that's alright. You know, I'm an artist myself." Danny smirked.
"Really? "
"Sure, but I take...special interests."
"Oh?"
"You wanna see? And by the way, I draw stuff...from your future! What I draw is gonna come true!" Dan said excitedly. Ramona felt unsure, but when Danny handed her his ridiculously large sketchbook, she opened it.
She gasped. What she saw was shocking.

It's was two stick figures, and it looked like they were....getting it on...
(Sorry lmao)
Even worse , there were arrows pointing to them. One saying 'Danny Sexbang ' the other saying 'you'.
Ramona had gotten them what he meant, him saying "your future." She flipped the pages rapidly, and there were drawings of dicks everywhere.

Ramona gulped and looked up, and suddenly they weren't in a bar anymore. They were in a white space, with a red king sized bed covered in roses next to her. She looked at the bed, to see Danny sitting on it seductively.
Ninja Brian appeared, this time with a boom box. He pressed play, and a smooth tune started playing, like the kind you'd hear in a porno.
Then, out of nowhere, Dan started to sing. It, of course, was a song about getting it on with you.
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Ramona sat upright. She looked around sharply and gasped to see she was in her bed.
"It was all a dream," she muttered to herself. She then heard a grumbling beside her.
"Ramona, are you alright?" A tired voice said. Ramona then looked to her left, where she saw her husband of three years checking her face.
Who is her husband? Well OBVIOUSLY it would be Solid Snake!
"Yeah,I'm good," Ramona replied.
Snake pulled her into his arms and they sat there until she fell asleep. So weird, she thought. Why would I dream about Dan? He's my best friends boyfriend...well it was a dream, thank god.
And a dream it was.
(That's for you buddy;))) )