Stupidity 101

Fatcakes?

Travelling back in time to our middle school lives, T and R were definitly ones for gossip. As in, they had to know everything and they had to know it now. No exceptions and no delays, and obviously this had to play in the part of bugging the guys into telling us who they liked until we made them cry...(well not really...ish...) 

SO! It was one BEAUTIFUL day, when T and R were talking to their friend, who for now we shall dub "the friend". Now, we were fully aware of the fact that he liked someone, thing is, he refused to tell us who and only gave us evasive hints here and there. 

Now, when ANYONE is given hints, they're BOUND to put them together and guess, thats the one normal course of action we've ever decided to take. 

So, his hints were like "her name has 3 vowels, 2 constanents" and obviosuly, we had soon narrowed it down to a few certain friends. Then he gave a the word "queen" which just HAPPENED to be another girls names meaning, and ontop of that he gave the clue "fat-cakes". 

Now, being honest, when he first said this, we were shocked. Basically he called the girl he likes, fat. Now, the girl we had in mind was a little chubbier, but NOT fat...she was just healthy, so we thought at the time that it was awfully rude of him to name his crush in such a way. 

So we confronted him, a) asking him she was the girl and B) askiing what was wrong with him. Now, he flat-out denied that she was the "one", but ofc, since the clues matched SO perfectly we never let it go. 

Awkwardly enough, about 3-4 months later he ends up revealing that he likes T. 

....not sure if i should be complemented that he called me a queen or that he implied that i'm fat. Still not over that.