Stupidity 101

We, the April Fools

You know that moment, when you've planned a series of the BEST PRANKS EVER, and you're just so excited to see everyone fall for them, and totally in your power and control?....

Well, see, we, personally, aren't very big on planning. Everything we've ever planned beforehand ended in disaster.. Everything.

Prank One - Toothpaste in cookies 

So our first bright idea was to take those cookies that are made up of cream between two biscuits or something, split 'em, and replace the cream with toothpaste.

Disgusting, I know.

Trust me, it doesn't taste any better than it sounds.

So at lunch time, we decide to see which one of our classmates was going to be the unlucky loser who would fall for this oh-so-genius trick.

One thing we didn't consider, was our back-up plan if no body ate our cookies.

So we started to offer them to people but NO ONE would accept. Getting desperate, we started to eat them ourselve, saying:

"MMMM THIS IS SO GOOD" 

"GUYS YOUR MISSING OUT" 

"THIS IS DELICIOUS"

-While they all stared at us like we had lost our minds.

How did this end up? Well....let's just say we didn't have a problem with bad breath 'till the end of the day.

Prank Two - Watch out Behind You

You know the classic ol' "kick me" notes? We pulled our own little twist on that...

This isn't a bad prank in itself, but we decided it was too mainstream for us... That, and we can't really do anything without failing in someway, somehow.

So yes, we decided to pull this prank, but when most people do it, they write things like "kick me, punch me" etc. 

Ours (being the total mature people we are) put "hug me, say i look pretty, kiss me" 

Yup. we though are self quite the smart asses back then. We can see how that turned out! 

NOTE: this was one of the more totally-and-completely-genius pranks we pulled that got lost, we forgot about, or stayed at the bottom of our locker. Perhaps that was for the best...

Prank Three - We're Beautiful...Totally

Ok, so this one was probably the STUPIDEST idea we thankfully NEVER went through with. 

The day before April Fool's,  T and R were all like "OMG, LETS GO AND TAKE SILLY PICTURES OF OUR SELF" 

Haha fun right? Totally!

-Right until the point when we decided to stick them on our classmates' lockers to scare them. 

Or rather, we decided on the prank before hand, but got totally discouraged once we saw the final pictures.

NOTE: If you want a good Halloween story to tell, if you want to scar your children for life, or if you want to give your grandmother a heart attack, contact either T or R, they'll forward you the pictures.

Ok, these pictures weren't weird. They were downright mortifying. Like "OMG WHO THE HELL ARE THOSE FREAKS GET THEM AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN" mortifying. 

Luckily we saw sense and never did it. (Hah, sense? When did they ever see that?)

Its funny 'cause now when we think back on it, we're like...why? How would have that made a good prank? It'd be a lot more embarrassing for us. 

so yah. that was successful ;) 

Prank Four - I'm Your Biggest Fan Of All Your Biggest Fans <3

Surprisingly, this one went perfect 'till the end. We actually aren't sure how it messed up. 

Basically, we tried the whole "Fake Love Letter" thing (more from inspiration *coughs* than from a sudden burst of creativity).

We made up a whole crazy-fan-girl character, ('cause that's totally inconspicuous, right?), and wrote -with our lefts hands if I might add- an amazing letter full of love, devotion, and I'm pretty sure at least some of Lady Gaga's lyrics - I mean, how could we not?

AWESOME, RIGHT? 

We thought so. And to this day, we're waiting for him to find it.

*Facepalms*

How a letter can get lost after we personally put it in his locker, is completely beyond me.

The letter was never found, and to this day, we have no idea what happened to it. 

AWKWARD!

And it seriously was, when we came up to him -giggling, no less- and ask him if he'd gotten any "mail".

I know. Totally inconspicuous, eh? ;)

BUT HEY, we had a BLAST preparing for April Fool's! And look, we totally bonded over it... :P