Why the hell are you shipping me?!

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Okiee dokiee

So... if u guys don't know what shipping is (and I highly doubt that) it's when a person's says that two people would look cute together and immediately starts to ship them together.

Ok, I have this friend on my school who is legit shipping me with her cousin. She says that he's the guy version of me and I'm just like... What. The. Hell?!

She tells me about him and if I'm being honest, I fangirl about him.

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Yes, I fangirl about my friend's cousin... don't judge me
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But she really is right, he's almost exactly like me. And not to mention, he's hella cute! =°-°=

He is legit the Asian definition of hot! Can u imagine, if I said somebody's cousin was hot, do u think that person's would tell his or her cousin that?

No... u wouldn't think so right?
And if u do, u're a terrible person....

But she did exactly that! She told him that her friend, (a.k.a me), called him hot!!! And then she told me that he thanked me and that he wants to get to know me! And I'm like

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A HOT GUY WANTS TO GET TO KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since then, my life has drastically changed (Jk) but I'm so happy he said that!!! And she said that he's gonna come over during a canteen day at school or concert! I'm excited and yet so shucking nervous because I'll be so awkward!!!

FML!

And she already has a ship name for him and I, and we literally haven't even met yet!

However, this is just the good side of shipping among friends...
Now comes the shipping from idiots...

For example;
boys in my class: if I defend              one if them, the others ship me and him! WTF

If I sit next to a guy and start talking? What happens? I get shipped until I practically DIE!

And then u have the time when a person just ships u with someone just for the shucking heck of it. Completely shucking irrelevant, u slintheads!!!

Literally, kill me now... PLEASE!!!

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B'bye

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