Transdumbled

Chapter Nine

*the wonderful fanart above was done by my super hella gay friend, John. Thanks my dude✌
-Anna*

Dear Mom,

I'm sorry about what happened at King's Cross Station.

Yeah, okay Dumbles.

I hope your nose is better. I was going to go until summer before having any communication with you of any form, but something had happened that has really changed my life.

I have been on a long journey of self discovery lately.

That's gay.

I erase that and try again.

I've been thinking about things lately. It has been a rough year so far, and I think I've figured out what can make me better. Mom, I love you, but my name is Alice. I am a beautiful Dumbley dudette, and I hope you can love and accept me  (even though you hate me).

I want you to know that this is me, and not something that I have been influenced into doing. This was 100% my decision, and I am finally starting to be happy in my body.

I love you.

Sincerely,
your new daughter, best friend, and sister,
Alice Dumblegirl  

I fold the letter and tie it to my owl's leg.

"Send this to mom, little Cat," I throw him out the window of the Owlery.

You may think that it's abusive. I know, naming an owl Cat? Trust me, I know my mom is psychotic.

I walk out of the Owlery. I make sure that no one is walking the halls because I'm in my favorite dress- my only dress. Dolores gave me it when we were together yesterday.

I walk back to my dorm, swaying my hips a little bit.

I successfully make it into my room. Buy successful I mean I saw Sirius, but he didn't see me. He was too busy sobbing and looking at the fireplace.

Whatever.

I have a bit of time before I need to be awake, so my roommates are still asleep.

I slip off my dress, and I accidentally touch my legs. They're so beautiful and hairless. I can't help but touch them. I'm so odd.

It's been a week since I finally realized that I am a girl, and more importantly, it's been a week since I first shaved my legs.

This!! Is!! Awesome!!

I slip back into bed and fall back asleep.

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"D- U- M- B- L- E, was not very happy, he was born with a weiner, not a vajeener, D- U- M- B- L- E
Dumbles!" My four most favorite Gryffindors sing. They even end their clever little song with jazz hands! I really need this!

You're all probably wondering, "What? How do they know that you're a girl?"- Who am I kidding. You're all probably wondering, "Wow when will you kill yourself?"

Anyways, let me tell you what happened.

I woke up and got dressed. I did all of my normal, morningly things, and I went to the great hall for breakfast.

I sat with Snape at his housetable, like I normally do.

Of course breakfast started with James, Sirius, Remus (who, of course, had his head so far up Sirius' butt that he was about to come out of his mouth), and Peter making fun of me. James started by calling me "Dumblegit" which everyone thought was SO hilarious, like give this kid an award. After that they just kept making up Dumble names, but I tuned them out because Dolores walked in, and she waved at me. She also winked at me, which probably meant, "Hi I know you shave your legs," but no one needed to know that.