the diary of a private school kid

Letter

Dear Archbishop Gregor,

My name is Ben Montgomery and I am a student at one of the schools in your diocese. I would like to raise a very serious issue I have with one of its teachers.

Sister Ellen of St. Guadalupe in Pinewood resorted to cruel and unusual punishment to drive home a point that she was trying to make. I did something wrong, and I can readily admit that. I told her how guilty I felt for doing what I did, and still she gave me this punishment.

This wasn’t like detention. That’s pretty standard and easy, sitting in a room and twiddling your thumbs. This punishment was far worse - writing lengthy essays about myself in hopes that I get in touch with my feelings. You will find the evidence of these papers attached to this letteshot
I am asking for immediate action in this matter. Maybe providing me with a few bonus days off in trade for the time I spent on these papers. Maybe Sister Ellen has to give me a mandatory A for the classes she teaches. Or what about a free pass to heaven? No? It was worth a shot.

Thank you for your time, your honor.

Forever your sheep,

Ben Montgomery

THIS IS NOT MINE!!! I DONT WANT ANY CREDIT!!