Dear Future Me,
Sister Ellen is making me write these essays because she says I need to get in touch with my soul. I am doing this under protest. Please don't think of your past self as some weenie for writing glorified diary entries. For your entertainment (and the benefit of filling up more page space), I am including some pictures.
Sincerely,
Me.
YOU ARE READING
the diary of a private school kid
Contoprivate school is tough: bullies, peer pressure, uniforms, and social issues. You think its bad being a wimpy kid in public school? Try walking in my shoes for a day! I'm Ben Montgomery and these are my unintentionally hilarious stories of misfortun...
