Living a double life

chapter 12

I wake up before my alarm and sit up in bed while putting my phone under my ass so that the sound of my alarm will be drowned out by my ass cheeks. I allow myself to think about yesterday's events  and all that had happened and even though I slept, I am exhausted.

I reach for my phone and swipe away my alarm and check the date, it's Friday and a public holiday too. Exactly what I needed.

I get out of bed and walk to my window pushing it open and feeling the cool breeze against my warm skin. I close my eyes and relish in the feeling, I think back to how my mum and I use to do this almost every morning after she woke me up to get ready for school. A small smile takes over my lips as I think of the sweet memory.

I sit down on my windowsill and then open my eyes only to see a snail crawling on the wall outside my window.

"Sup slug." I look at the snail and it's as if the light bulb in my head went on due to the idea that filled my thought bubbles. "And bingo shall be your name-o." I smirk to myself and winked at the snail before looking around my room for something to put the snail on. I find a clipboard after turning my room upside down in a few minutes.

"Hello little guy." I pick it up by its shell and move it so that it's close to my face, "You're going to help me." I say and then think to myself, I have really lost my fucking my mind talking to a damn snail, what's next. I shove my thoughts into the back of my mind and put it down on the clipboard before bolting out of my room and down the stairs.

I head straight for the backyard. "Slugulus Eructo." I say loudly, "Oh fuck!" I close my mouth hoping no slugs fly out of my mouth. Idiot, you're not in a Harry Potter film. The fuck you screaming spells out as if it will work. My inner voice mocks me. I lift my hand to my forehead and flip the bird.
"Yep, I lost my fucking mind." I sigh and shake my head remembering what I came down here to do.

I move close to the wall by the small garden and grab another one by its shell. "You're one ugly mother chukker." I say as I put it next to the other one. After I caught a couple more I counted them. "Seven of you, this can work." I mumble and nod my head.

"This will teach him not to mess with me again." I smirk and head to Theo's room.

I tippee toe up to his door and slowly turn the doorknob opening the door and pushing it slowly open. My tongue between my teeth as I focus immensely at the task at hand.

"Don't fuck this up Aria." I whisper below my breath and tread slowly to his bed.

I move the blanket slowly off his body. I immediately want to choke myself with laughter when I see that his sleeping half naked making this easier for me.

This plan is fucking brilliant. I toss the blanket on the floor, trying to control my laughter when I see his Scooby-Doo boxers.

I slowly, one by one put the snails on his body. I mentally puke at the thought of having these creatures on mine.

His poor soul, glad I'm not him right now. Insert mental laugh.

Once I was done, I hide behind his cupboard and I wait till the snails make its move on him, which doesn't take very long and his clearly a light sleeper because once the snails just started to move his body tensed.

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Theo's POV.

"Mmh, yes." I moan to myself as I flick my tongue again.

"This tastes so good." I groan in deep pleasure at the sweet taste that fills my mouth.

I lick the sweet vanilla ice cream again that I will soon devour. My eyes stare at the ice cream and I immediately regret it as a short wanker walks right into me, knocking me and causing my ice cream to fall on my chest, I watch as it melts down.