WARNING: IN THIS STORY THERE CONTAINS EXPLICIT MATERIAL WHICH ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG READERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
(BTW I SHIP IT!)
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Phil was laying on his stained mattress while glaring at his dimly lit ceiling excogitating about what he should do. It was currently 5:00 am and Dan wasn't awake yet. While engrossing about Dan he suddenly brought to mind that Dan went shopping the other day which meant there was a possibility that he acquired his favored cereal.
He began devising a plan but then actualized the fact that that he didn't know where Dan's cereal was. Obviously he could just get his own, but that wouldn't be entertaining.
He slowly paced himself out of his chamber. On the other side was Dan's room.
'Why do we have to sleep in different bedrooms?' Phil speculated. He energetically spurted toward the forgotten see-through door; at full speed he collided with it.
"For God-sake Phil it is 5:00am, what the actually hell is wrong with you?!" Dan clamored from his room.
He arose from his bed languidly, dragging his feet along with him. The luminosity from both bedroom's casted Dan's shadow, perceiving him as Slenderman.
"I'm sorry, I didn't see the door... because I am stupidly blind." Phil murmured facing away from the silhouette.
Dan knelt by his friend while cupping his face in his indescribably soft hands.
"Just don't do it again okay? By the way you're not THAT blind... I say that but..." Dan impugn about his point while Phil giggled at his remark. "What are you doing up so early anyway?" Dan inquired significantly concerned for Phil's sanity.
"Something or nothing or cereal..." Phil trailed off. Dan bored deeply into his temple while trying to decode him.
"Phil." Dan pushed.
"I was bored and I thought you might have bought cereal from yesterday's shopping trip and I was going to secretly snack on it and I love you," Phil blurted out.
"What?".
"IT! I mean it! I love it!".
" ... I didn't buy any cereal. Sorry. You know I knew you were going to snack on my cereal. I just knew it. That is why I lov-like, I mean like you. Goodnight Philly," Dan breathed.
'Is what I'm thinking what he actually said. It's just my stupid imagination. I hate you brain.' Phil mused.
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"Don't even talk to me!" Dan vociferate as he held up his hand towards Phil. He sweetly smiled back at the goth like child.
Phil wandered into the kitchen to see the Crunchy Nut cereal laying athwart the table in a porcelain bowl. Phil leaned into the living room to see a smirking Dan sipping his coffee while presumably browsing Tumblr.
"Did you..." Phil was interrupted by Dan nodding his head in acknowledgement.
"And it is not a prank? You haven't sprinkled the whole think in salt or you found it at the back of the cupboard expired by like 20 billion years?", Dan shook his head.
Phil grasped the bowl and began catapulting (figuratively) each individual cereal into his mouth, obviously missing most of the time. He peered over Dan shoulder to what he thought should have been a disturbing Tumblr page however it was a dating website.
He shuddered at the thought of someone else touching his treasured Dan. "What ya doing?" Phil asked suspiciously as though he didn't want to believe it. Immediately, Dan clicked off the page as though as his own mother has just caught him on a porn website mid-masturbation.
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First of Phan Fic
Short StoryThis is how I believe Dan and Phil got together to create Phan. If people really like it I may do a series or something like that. ENJOY :D DO NOT REPUBLISH, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED yadda yadda. -Isse