I Hate You So...So..Much (Dom/D'Trix X Lilly/IISuperwomanII)

5. Weirdo

Lilly's POV

I had only lived with Dom for 2 weeks before I started noticing how weird he was...
  For starters, he liked to watch Dr. Phil and yell at the TV screen:

  Flashback
I walked into the living room at 11pm at night to see Dominic lying down across the sofa, wearing a black tank top and sweatpants, watching TV...I stood for a second, staring at him...before I caught myself.
"Hey Dom go to bed I-
"OH MY GOD HE CHEATED ON HER HOW MANY TIMES!?!?!"
He sat up suddenly, spilling popcorn kernels onto the floor.
Startled, I took a few steps back, thinking for a second that he was yelling at me before noticing that he was screaming at the man on Dr. Phil
  I smirked and crossed my arms as I watched him freak out.
  "DR PHIL SHOULD THROW HIS ASS ON THE STREET!! I would never put up with that bullshi-
He turned his head, noticing I was standing in the corner of the room.
Eyes widening, he grabbed the remote and changed it to a random channel, which to his disadvantage ended up playing Real Housewives of New Jersey.
  He was blushing profusely now, "Ummm....I can explain I-
I smiled and snatched the remote from his hands, turning the TV off.
  "No need to explain Dom," I said in an innocent voice, "from now on, we're going to watch Real Housewives of New Jersey all the time!"
  He glared at me before lying back down on the sofa, "KILL MEEEEEE!!!!" He growled.
  "Drama Queen," I laughed, as I headed back upstairs.
End of Flashback.

Another strange thing he does is he practices his dance moves literally EVERY WHERE!!:

Flashback
I decided to make myself breakfast one morning as I walked towards the brightly lit kitchen, expecting Dom to still be asleep, but I knew I was wrong when I heard footsteps coming from the room.
I walked in, sighing, to see Dom, black headphones over his ears, dancing his way across the kitchen while preparing eggs,
"Goddamnit," I muttered under my breath, walking towards him and pulling is headphones off,
  "Hey What are you doing!???!!" He frowned, before noticing that he had set the stove too high, "oh..."
  I smacked his arm and frowned, "Don't burn this frickin house down!!"
He rubbed his arm gingerly before nodding and setting his headphones down, "Sorry..."
End of Flashback

I laughed to myself, thinking of the moments...I mean watching dr phil and dancing all the time were what made him such a weirdo...But I like weirdos..just don't tell him I said that.
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Dom's POV

It's been 2 weeks since my house killed itself and I was forced to live with Lilly and all I can say is that she's amazingly odd...
  For example, she's so....touchy..and I don't think she knows it...either she's completely unaware that she is feeling up the man that she hates or she's a pervert....:

Flashback
Incident 1. Reaching  into the freezer.
I pulled the freezer open to get out some bread when Lilly grabbed my chest and pulled me out of the way, one of her hands still resting on my neck while she took out a pint of Ben and Jerries with the other, then she pushed me back over towards the freezer and patted my shoulder before walking away....leaving me a bit frazzled..
Incident 2. Deodorant
As I was standing next to Lilly in the washroom, brushing my teeth while she did her hair, she leant over all of a sudden towards my collar bone and smelled me.
I stood stock still...was she trying to make this hard for me...because it was working..
"What's that smell? You smell like a miracle!!" She exclaimed, "but you still suck..but you smell so nice"
She was practically hugging me now as I awkwardly tried not to enjoy it...but it was so difficult..
"Umm...it's old spice...Lilly this is a little weird..."
She quickly moved away, "oh shoot yeah sorry,"
Incident 3. IKEA Furniture
It just so happened that the week I arrived was the week a new book shelf arrived at Lilly's place, which to my misfortune she made me take turns with her putting together.
When it was my turn, she would hover over me, breathing down my back, her hand squeezing my shoulder as she barked out instructions. I almost forgot what I was doing when she leaned in close next to my face..but I took a deep breathe....She is evil...right...yeah...
That was an....interesting day.
End of Flashback.

Another messed up thing she does is work herself to death!! She won't even take a break and me, the person against her even thinks she deserves to rest!:

Flashback
I walked past Lilly's room as I headed down towards the Living room when I saw light Seeping through the crack under the door.
It was 2am in the morning and I only got up to get some water..but I knew she was working..
I pushed open the door slowly..
"Lilly go to bed," I tried to sound like I didn't care by covering it up, "the light from your room is disturbing my sleep!"
She looked up, "huh, what, get out!!" She looked flustered and tired,"I need to get this done!" She got up and pushed me out the door, slamming it behind her..
I didn't feel right the rest of the night..
End of Flashback

I smiled slightly as I thought back...she got on my nerves...but sometimes that was okay.....not that I would admit it.
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Lilly's POV

That night, everything went smooth...Dom and I managed to get things done without killing each other...well..with the occasional fight....but that's when I got the phone call.
I was invited to a dinner/meeting for you tubers to meet and share ideas ..but I needed a date...and with such short notice nobody would go..unless.....
I looked over at Dom, fiddling with a gaming controller..
Aww god, I let my face fall into my hands..
"Hey Dom,"
He looked up, "yeah?"
"How would you like to be my date?"
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