just so you know its 23:29 pm right now and im still awake and i have school tomorrow fuck me
also today i found that i dont have a best friend so that was a great realization
FOOLS is my shit like i cant get it out of my head thx troye bb
i need sleep
but like
also "like" just autocorrected to "lube" im deddd
but 13 reasons why is also my shit like anyone else
i just secretly want to be one of those pretty ass pastel girls that hands out fucking flowers and wears crocheted white cardigans like bbg plZ
does anyone wanna go to target with me right now
like ill get the bloody shopping cart fuck me up
and when we get back from target we can play poptropica together
these are just my relationship goals
who needs sex when you have target and poptropica
not me
can we recognize how i was talking about sleep and it ended up being about sex
okay lets not recognize im done recognizing
"are you sure you want to publish? it only takes 42 seconds to read."
bitch yes i want to publish i wouldnt have pressed the publish button if thats not what i wanted like
wattpad i hope your fish dies
42 seconds my ass youre just a fast reader it took me two minutes
okay bant over ill sleep ily bbg's byeee
>[•.•]< phanmember101
WAIT WAIT WAIT
ACTUAL THING THAT HAPPENED
boy: whats a room thats hot?
me: my bedroom
boy: why is that? (;(;(;
me: because its on the third fucking floor and heat rises
