Incoming Angst

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by MLP_SilverSayaka

by MLP_SilverSayaka

One day, Barry B Benson was out shopping for birthday presents for his favorite brunette with brown hair lmao when he encountered a girl ehmagerd1!!1!
"What are you looking at smh I'm a feminist lol and your looking at me very rudely hiss." The girl said.
"Oh sorry lmao," Barry said "I was just looking at those fine memes lmao, btw what's your name lol."
"My names Little Red, and even though I'm a hardcore feminist lmao I like bad boys, and I recently got cheated on by a guy who I spent 14 years looking for lol." The girl said.
"That's amazing but so sad lmao," Barry stated dankly "Btw wanna go on a date with me, I'm really good at playing jazz lol."
"Oh ok sure lmao but don't be a rude mygostic white male" Little Red yelled.
~5 minutes later~
Now Barry and Little Red were in a fast food restaurant for a date lol, but they were about to be interrupted.
"I THINK IM GONNA DIE1!1!1!" Little Red screamed "TOO
MANY MEMES1!1!!1" and then she died. Because she was too much of a memester.
"Oh no my wife is dead." Barry said "Oh well guess I better pursue my dream of becoming an opera singer lmao."
~2 months later~
Barry had pursued his dream lol, and had a steady career going until he met a hot aardvark.
"EVERYDAY WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET EVERYBODY THAT YOU MEET HAS AN ORIGINAL POINT OF VIEW."
A godly singer voice was heard behind Barry's opera stage lmao.
Barry rushed back to see a fine man lol named Arthur starring at him.
"Wanna go out with me lmao" Barry said.
"Sure," Arthur said.
And then Arthur and Barry continued their singing careers lmao while being in an angsty long distance relationship lol.
~2 months later~
   Arthur and Barry had a steady relationship, lmao and one day when they were having a date at McDonald's a dank kid came in lol!1!1!1!!1!1
"BARRY WHY ARE YOU CHEATIN ON MEH I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME WTF1!1!1!1!1!" Timmy Turner said (plot twist) while crying dankly.
"Oh um... lmao sorry I don't love you anymore," Barry said.
   "Is this your ex?" Arthur asked.
   "Yah lol." Barry said.
   But then, with all of this angst going on, another person that was very angry came in lmao.
   "WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ARTHUR JUST CAUSE I LIED AND SAID MY NAME WAS THE LEGEND 27 LOL DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T LOVE YOU!1!1!1!1!" Caillou said.
   "Oh lmao, sorry about that I forgive you but I left you lmao, oh and I'm leaving Barry cause he lied to me." Arthur said evily
"Yah and sorry to disappoint you Timmy but I left you lol, oh and I'm leaving Arthur cause he lied to me." Barry said evily too."
And then, Barry and Arthur left the McDonald's all sad or whatever, but Caillou and Timmy were still there.
   "So wanna date?" Timmy said.
"Sure lmao," Caillou replied.