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-Ashy has logged on
-Jenna has logged on

Ashy: I need you...

Jenna: Um.. What?

Ashy: Ugh, I need you to help me with something...

Jenna: Sure, but why are you texting me on the greenhorn app? There's so many ads and it lags...

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Ashy: One, ew blueberry flavored milk? Gross, two, my Source won't load, due to the java script I'm running.

Jenna: Okay, so um... What do you need help with?

Ashy: My...Feelings....?

Jenna: Wha?

Ashy: ( ̄^ ̄) I'm falling in love...

Jenna: Awwweeee boiiiii spill the dirt cup!!!

Ashy: Well... He's nice... Sweet, super cute... and I don't know them in person yet.

Jenna: 0-0 you.... Your in love with... Toby?!

Ashy: No!... I said I'm falling in love... I'm not.. IN... love yet...

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Jenna: Ashy, you should really meet Toby in person before you decide to... Um.. Like him, boi

Ashy: I want to, but I get so nervous... I've... Been faking sick for the last week...

Jenna: Maybe come over tomorrow?

Ashy: Yeah... Maybe...

-Toby has logged on

Toby: are you shit heads retarded? A virus could steal your info, log off now...

Jenna: Okie dokie!

-jenna has logged off

Ashy: Toby... I'm coming over tomorrow, I'm feeling way better!

Toby: About time, now get the fuck off of here and get some sleep, I don't need you dragging ass when you get here.

Ashy: Goodnight Toby... Have sweet dreams!

Toby: Mhm, night.

-Ashy has logged off

Toby: God... Fucking.. ugh, goodnight Ashy.. Sleep well... Cute ass...

-Toby has logged off

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