naruto as smegal

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Lord of the rings O-make

This is what happens when Naruto is transformed into smegal… and he loses his precious…

Naruto: precious… where is it!?

Sasuke: you talking about the ring?

Naruto: NO! I have no use nor need for rings… I'm a f*cking golem! What the hell would I want with a ring!?

Sasuke: alright… calm down… I thought I'd try to put a copyright claim on your O-make…

Naruto: be quite with your fancy words! I am looking for my precious… my precious ramen…

Choji, Ino and Shikamaru approach the two.

Choji: damn… this ramen kicks ass!

Shikamaru: you say that about all food…

Naruto: THE FAT ONE HAS PRECIOUS!

Choji: I'm not fat! I'm just big boned…

Naruto pounces Choji and bites his finger off in the scuffle.

Choji: WHAT THE FUCK! HE BIT MY FINGER OFF!

Naruto: give me precious and I won't bite something else that looks of a similar shape and size to your finger!

Choji eep's and throws the ramen to Naruto

Naruto: my precious… shhh… I know, I know… the fat one won't try to eat you again…

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