The faults in our fanfics

The fault in our 1D fanfics

Chapter 1

-Kendall Jenner suddenly appears so harry just DROPS his girlfriend and goes over to her.

Yes because Kendall Jenner is just THAT amazing.

-They come up with all these exotic names and for some reason its all A's so Harry styles can call her triple A?!

Alyssa ashlyn Adams.

Best name ever honestly.

- She is so sick of the paps but signs a deal with them to piss off her boyfriend?

Oh wow.

-"My fingers got tangeled in his hair."

Harrys hair is not that curly.

-I started into his orbs.

Really? Can you see the future for me?

- The girls name is ALWAYS Ashley.

-Her best friend gets conveniently sick so she gets to meet One Direction.

Its clear youve done something Ashley.

-The tears sat on my eyes, painful and sad.

God Ashley, tell them to get lost its your ORBS after all. #standingupforyourself

-For some reason Harry styles is always the bad boy.

Please google one direction and then well find out.

-Marcel always meets a girl who makes him feel good about himself.

-They walked out shirtless.

God woman, their not ALWAYS naked. They have some dignity.

-Niall pushes her in the pool and she cant swim.

Might have mentioned that earlier BEFORE we got to the pool.

So shes struggling in the pool and 1D dont even notice.

So when someone finally turns around the first thing they ask is "Wheres Ashley?"

Then it takes them like 5 minutes to find out that shes PRATICALLY DEAD.

- Zayns girlfriend sees him giving CPR to a girl and immediately thinks hes cheating. When she so clearly is passed out?

Thats called taking clingy to a whole new level.

-She works at a sweet store and a dad with a kid immediately hits on her.

What is this vegas?

- Shes seen the hunger games, and lives in district O, and has known about the HUSBAND GAMES her entire life but it takes her halfway through the compeition to find out its based on the freaking hunger games!

- Blinking over the tears that were threating to flow over my lash line.

Oh my god i cant even.

- I put on my white worn out converse, my pink lacey sweater and my holed jeans. I applied mabeline mascara, hot pink lipstick and shadey blue eye liner.

Ok 1)

Is she wearing a shirt or bra under that sweater because it is clearly LACEY.

2) that is descriptive beyond max. No offence but it does not make you a proffesional author.

And 3) that outfit so does not work

- Zayn happens to stumble upon a girl singing, when their are millions of girls tweeting you and she didnt even tweet you.

I sense a little ZAP power there Zayn.

- She cant drive so ZAYN teaches her.

Everyone stay off the roads. Shits gonna happen.

-Sp tejn e like stardeld my waist

Has anyone noticed that when their writing an intimate scene it tends to be extremely badly spelt?

They are obviously excited.

- For some reason everyone blacks out.

I sat down. Then i blacked out.

Harry touched my arm. Then i blacked out.

I turned my phone on. Then i blacked out.

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Hello guys :D

I hope you enjoyed this. I dont want to annoy anyone this is a work of observation, humour and entertainment.

I love all your fanfics!

-Irish4Clovers🍀