The faults in our fanfics

I dunno..

- It takes 21 days for someone to fall in love...

What the flip, is their heart ice or something?

-Theres conveniently 5 girls for the 5 1D boys and they all have some secret trait thats like their boy.

Convenient plot line: i think so.

-Harrys voice is ALWAYS raspy

So when he ever says, "Hey girl you be looking fine?"

Hold shit up, pedo up in here.

-Niall loves unicorns, rainbows and little leprechauns alot...

#irishsteroetypesmuch

-The boys always fall in love with normal overlly convenient pretty girls who have massive emotional problems.

Self esteem boost +1 UP

-Theres always some gay references

Gotta keep that larry spark alive? Paps be loving your juicy fanfics.

-Zayn is always dating other girls in the fanfics...

#perriegonnaworduponyourass

-Harrys hair is soooo curly that its a mop.

Please i spilled something wipe it up harry ?!

-Louis is overly crazy in everything e.g

"I watched Louis dance on the tv while spraying cream on his head and singing terribly"

Can we please just give the boy some dignity?

- Liam loves spoons.

Did we get our facts wrong or something?

- " i laughed at harrys abs"

Damn gurllll they be funny

- "My eyes hurt from staring into his deep blue pools of sexyiness"

Where.. ? Why..? Wtf...

Are we skinny dipping or staring into nialls eyes ?

- Someone how the boys bump into a beautiful girl.

Shown: guy bumps into girl

Reality: girl stalks 1D from rooftop in binoculars sprints down and backflips a gazzilion times and sprints for her slutty life and makes it too 1D in time look "innocent"

- Harry and his members.

I see what you did there ;)

-"Niall is a sexy irish elf"

Hold up, elf ?

I just.. Wow

-Harry gets a tweet and decides to reply to it, when he gets a gazillion tweets a day.

The tweet be siting on his time line like

-angelic music- -god light-

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Thanks for reading not ment to offend anyone 💖

I actually got 1 read and i have no ide who but it made me really happy .. 😜

If i can get one comment (just one !!) ill dedicate the next chapter to you :)

Irish4clovers🍀