Levi's Lovely's is a Group chat started several years ago on Skype. Over time people joined and left. When most of this book was written, 26 people were in the group chat. The conversations and comments were funny and all together and very random, s...
I'm the slim lady yes, I'm the slim lady. All you other slim ladies are just anorexic.
C - 4th December - 3:09 pm
I'M A DUCK!
J - 4th December - 3:10 pm
WAFFLES ARE JUST PANCAKES WITH ABS
THAT'S WHY PANCAKES NEED SYRUP TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER CAUSE ALL THEIR GIRLFRIENDS WERE STOLEN
TOASTERS ARE TANNING BEDS FOR BREAD
OR WHAT IF TOASTERS JUST TAKE TOAST FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION AND TAKE BREAD AS PAYMENT
M - 4th December - 3:13 pm
WHEN U PUT BUTTER ON TOAST ISN'T THAT JUST SUNSCREEN FOR THEIR TANS?
J - 4th December - 3:14 pm
SHARPENERS ARE JUST GIVING PENCILS HAIRCUTS
M - 4th December - 3:25 pm
IF YOU CAN DRINK YOUR DRINK, THEN WHY CANT U FOOD UR FOOD?
J - 4th December - 3:26 pm
IF A FLY CAN FLY WHY CAN'T A MOSQUITO MOSQUITO?
M - 4th December - 3:27 pm
U KNOW HOW WE CAN'T SEE GHOSTS
WELL A GHOST COULD BE HUMPING YOU RIGHT NOW AND U WOULDN'T KNOW
J - 4th December - 3:28 pm
ANY YAWN COULD BE A SURPRISE BLOWJOB IF YOU'RE FAST ENOUGH
M - 4th December - 3:28 pm
I'LL NEVER SEE YAWNS THE SAME AGAIN
WAIT, WHEN A SUPERMAN GETS A BONER, IS THAT CALLED A SUPER BONER?
J - 4th December - 3:29 pm
IF BATMAN GETS A BONER IS IT CALLED A BAT BONER?
M - 4th December - 3:30 pmM RAMPAGE!!!
THEN WHEN THE JOKER GETS A BONER, IS IT CALLED A JOKE BONER OR A BOKER?
THEN WHEN THE JOKER GETS A BONER, IS IT CALLED A JOKE BONER OR A BOKER?
WAIT SO WHEN THE PENGUIN GETS A BONER IT'S CALLED A PONER?
YOU ACTUALLY NEVER SEE YOUR FACE IN PERSON, IT'S JUST IN REFLECTIONS OR PICTURES
AREN'T BEDS JUST SHELVES FOR OUR BODIES WHEN WE AREN'T USING THEM?
YOU KNOW HOW WE EAT WAFFLES
AND U KNOW HOW U SAID WAFFLES ARE JUST PANCAKES WITH ABS
THEN HOW DO WE BITE THEM, AREN'T ABS SUPPOSED TO BE HARD?
HOW DO WE NOT BREAK OUR TEETH?
J - 4th December - 3:44 pm
WELL WAFFLES ARE SLIGHTLY HARDER THAN PANCAKES
OKAY!! I know that was short, but they are going to have to be short sharp bursts of randomness as I have realized I don't have that much stuff that I've saved. Looks like its time to go hunting to find more random shit. Anyway thanks so much for reading and for those who contributed thanks soooo much. Also.......LEVI'S I NEED MORE. GIVE ME MORE TO WORK WITH. I KNOW IT'S HARD BUT STEP UP YOUR GAME I NEED MOOOOORE. 100, 346, OR 593 ISNT ENOUGH AND MOST OF THAT IS JUST G RANTING ABOUT HOW SHE'S HIGH ON CHOCOLATE BROWNIES AND HOT POTS. 80 ISN'T ENOUGH PLEASE GUYS.
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