Dear Readers,
EYYYYYYYY we're back yet again. This time J has gone through 9 days of stupid text messages and has chosen his favourites. From there he had commented on them. I found this funny and wanted to put it in so here, have J commenting on messages. His comments will be in the middle, bolded and in capital letters. You're all welcome!
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Unidentified - 1st March - 5:00 pm
I can draw knees. I'm proud
NOTHING TO ADD HERE IT'S JUST PERFECT OUT OF CONTEXT
M - 2nd March - 9:25 pm
First, you think the tank has a gender but it's really just a tank with eyelashes and a mustache.
Sneaky tank.
VERY SNEEEEAKY
Was it a kiss on the lips? BECAUSE SOMEONE CAN'T FUCKING AIM FOR HIS CRUSHES LIPS. Cough Hack Cough
WHAT IS THE BACKSTORY!?
M - 5th March - 2:32 pm
There are elders who control us, the queen, our figure, our ruler, Is just a vessel. She's empty and her only thought are....
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CRUMPETS U LITTLE SHITS
NO WORDS JUST DIEING
M - 7th March - 5:53 pm
I seem to only make friends with people who are weird everyone else runs away
GRINS
(Its true XD) - C
Unidentified - 11th March - 12:44 pm
FUCKKK THE WORLDDDDD.........I LIKE WALLS
WALLS ARE NICE
GUYS. THIS CHAT IS DEAD
IT'S NOT DEAD YOU JUST MESSAGE US AT 2 AM
(Different time zones J) - C
M - 15th March - 8:02 pm
DID SOMEONE SAY, THEY NEED THE GAY?
NEW CATCHPHRASE RIGHT HERE
Unidentified - 23rd March - 10:11 pm
I'm a Hufflepuff
RAVENCLAW FTW (FOR THE WIN)
(GRYFFINDOR BITCHES!!!) - C
Unidentified - 28th March - 7:42 pm
MY CAT IS FABULOUS IK
YOU SHOULD MEET MY FRIEND MADDI
WE R SEXY COLD NOODLES
WHAT
THE ACTUAL
FOCK
4 Different People - 29th March
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK - KL
YAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK - OG
YAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK - C
YAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK, THE ONLY GUY I THINK ISN'T A DICK HEAD - E
PARTY'S
C - 2nd April - 11:33 am
Hey no no shhh I'm just an Uber Driver - my brother playing GTA
FUCKIN MITCHELL
your butt added Genevieve Norgard
WAIT WUT?
(Says the guy who named me 'your butt') - C
IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW BOOTY AND THE BREAST
G - 8th April - 7:43 pm
I'm a shrub called Edward
G - 8th April - 7:44 pm
Cool, I'm a tumbleweed named John
G - 8th April - 11:07 pm
I'mmmmmm a POTATOOOOOO.
With glasses.
Does that mean I'm a geeky potato?
YOU BE WHATEVER GOD DAMNED POTATO YOU WANT TO BE
AND I'VE FINISHED AT 11 AT NIGHT.
Please tell me you enjoyed that because I enjoyed editing it. Also, I made a little inside reference to all the high school friends at the very start of the chapter. Go see if you can find it and comment what you think. I don't know when the next chapter will be up because I am writing this a little bit before I upload.
Once again, thanks for reading.
Signed, LetterByLetter
11th of May, 2017
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