9:58 in my science class
So I've been hearing some pretty strange things at school. And I don't mean "he broke my heart now I'm dating Jimmy even though Mark and I just broke up 30 seconds ago" weird I mean REALLY weird... And funny.
The first one was "on a scale of 1 to Oakdale, how red am I?" You have to live in Oakdale to get that joke though.
The second one was "I gave him my heart and he couldn't even give me a whole watermelon that he didn't even buy!" And the girl who said this to her friend had a straight face and looked completely serious.
The third one was a actually between me and VD. It when something like this. ( )= VD " " = me
"The key keeper know someone with multiple personalities"
(Ok That's cool)
" Haha what if someonewith multiple personalities married someone with one personalitity and didn't know they were married with the others"
(Lol that would be a great book)
"Who are you?! Why am I in your bed? "
(We got married yesterday remember?)
"No! Pervert!"
(Look at the ring on your finger! Were married!)
"This isn't mine *Chucks the ring* now it's no one's!"
(Ugh)
"*Changes personalities* honey, where's my wedding ring?"
(I want a devorse)
Ya it was funny and will go into a book of mine later 😄😄😄.
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