February, 14, 3rd period 10:00
So today is Valentine's day, and I am mega uncomfortable. My school does this thing.... Every girl gets a paper necklace with their name on it and if they talk to any guy they have to give that guy their heart necklace. Now, the thing about me is I am a very popular person to be teased, poked at, talked about, etc. AND LITERALLY, EVERY SINGLE POPULAR BOY IS TRYING TO GET ME TO TALK TO THEM!!! I don't know what they think they will accomplish by getting my stupid paper heart but I REFUSE to give them whatever satisfaction they are trying to accomplish with it.
I will NOT encourage these boys to go around teasing people. You probably think I'm exaggerating but NOOPPPPE. Doors are being held for me behind childish giggles. I am being asked left and right "Hey Grace what was the homework?" and "Hey Grace what day is it?" I mean really!?
1. The school is covered in hearts and flowers
2. Posters are everywhere
3. IT WAS ON MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS
4. Almost every single girl is wearing pink or red
5. Chocolate is in between everyone teeth!
And you're going to ask ME what day it is REALLY!! If you don't know it's Valentine's day then I think you might need mental "I'm a big jerk" medicine. I literally wrote "Shut up go away no talking to males" on my hand and carry a piece of paper and a pencil with me so I won't have to talk to boys. I guess if you had a boyfriend to give your heart to it would be sweet but for everyone else... it's not fun. OK, I lied. I enjoy the satisfaction of ignoring everyone who talks to me... It's fun. Right at this very moment, I have my brightness down so no one can read my screen and two boys in front of me are talking. "Hey Grace can I take you to lunch?" one says, I say nothing and am typing right now. "Dude I tried so hard earlier I can't get her to talk!" the second one says. OK, The second boy almost had me. But not willingly. You see I have no waste of breath with boys who tease me but for some reason, I play along with the girls. For example
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Boy 1: hey dude
Boy 2: What
Boy 1: watch this I'm going to mess with Grace
Boy 2: Ohh this will be good
keep in mind I can HEAR everything they say
Boy 1: hey grace
Me: go away
Boy 1: do you know what the homework was
Me: shut up go away
Boy 1: but I forgot it
Me: no one likes you go away and leave me alone
Boy 1: Do you have a boyfriend Grace?
Me: Shh. SHUT. UP.
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now let's replace the boys with girls
Girl 1: Hey Tracey
Girl 2: What
Girl 1: Watch this I'm going to mess with Grace
Girl 2: Oh this will be good
again I can hear every word
Girl 1: hey Grace
Me: what
Girl 1: Do you know what the homework was
Me: science notebook 14.5
Girl 1: thanks. Hey, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No
Girl 1: why not?
Me: *mumbles* boys are jerks
Girl 1: what
Me: I'm not allowed to date
Girl 1: Just do it behind your parents back
Me: No thanks
end of convo.
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11:10
So what the second boy did was say hey Grace behind me in a feminine voice soooo ya almost got me there..... BUT HE DIDN'T SO BOO YA!!
But it's not all bad in about 20 minutes my homeschooled BFFF is coming over to spend lunch with me and be my valentine. Sooo YAY
I'll keep you updated
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