February 14 2017

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February, 14, 3rd period 10:00

So today is Valentine's day, and I am mega uncomfortable. My school does this thing.... Every girl gets a paper necklace with their name on it and if they talk to any guy they have to give that guy their heart necklace. Now, the thing about me is I am a very popular person to be teased, poked at, talked about, etc. AND LITERALLY, EVERY SINGLE POPULAR BOY IS TRYING TO GET ME TO TALK TO THEM!!! I don't know what they think they will accomplish by getting my stupid paper heart but I REFUSE to give them whatever satisfaction they are trying to accomplish with it.

I will NOT encourage these boys to go around teasing people. You probably think I'm exaggerating but NOOPPPPE. Doors are being held for me behind childish giggles. I am being asked left and right "Hey Grace what was the homework?" and "Hey Grace what day is it?" I mean really!?

1. The school is covered in hearts and flowers

2. Posters are everywhere

3. IT WAS ON MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS

4. Almost every single girl is wearing pink or red

5. Chocolate is in between everyone teeth!

And you're going to ask ME what day it is REALLY!! If you don't know it's Valentine's day then I think you might need mental "I'm a big jerk" medicine. I literally wrote "Shut up go away no talking to males" on my hand and carry a piece of paper and a pencil with me so I won't have to talk to boys. I guess if you had a boyfriend to give your heart to it would be sweet but for everyone else... it's not fun. OK, I lied. I enjoy the satisfaction of ignoring everyone who talks to me... It's fun. Right at this very moment, I have my brightness down so no one can read my screen and two boys in front of me are talking. "Hey Grace can I take you to lunch?" one says, I say nothing and am typing right now. "Dude I tried so hard earlier I can't get her to talk!" the second one says. OK, The second boy almost had me. But not willingly. You see I have no waste of breath with boys who tease me but for some reason, I play along with the girls. For example

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Boy 1: hey dude

Boy 2: What

Boy 1: watch this I'm going to mess with Grace

Boy 2: Ohh this will be good

keep in mind I can HEAR everything they say

Boy 1: hey grace

Me: go away

Boy 1: do you know what the homework was

Me: shut up go away

Boy 1: but I forgot it

Me: no one likes you go away and leave me alone

Boy 1: Do you have a boyfriend Grace?

Me: Shh. SHUT. UP.

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now let's replace the boys with girls

Girl 1: Hey Tracey

Girl 2: What

Girl 1: Watch this I'm going to mess with Grace

Girl 2: Oh this will be good

again I can hear every word

Girl 1: hey Grace

Me: what

Girl 1: Do you know what the homework was

Me: science notebook 14.5

Girl 1: thanks. Hey, do you have a boyfriend?

Me: No

Girl 1: why not?

Me: *mumbles* boys are jerks

Girl 1: what

Me: I'm not allowed to date

Girl 1: Just do it behind your parents back

Me: No thanks

end of convo.

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11:10

So what the second boy did was say hey Grace behind me in a feminine voice soooo ya almost got me there..... BUT HE DIDN'T SO BOO YA!!

But it's not all bad in about 20 minutes my homeschooled BFFF is coming over to spend lunch with me and be my valentine. Sooo YAY

I'll keep you updated


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