A/N: I haven't been uploading that much since I'm just so mad at everything, this chapter won't be that long since I have a headache and I cant really think straight.
Thx Marcus/Jaden
Luke's POV
"A potato flew around my room before you came." I sang "Are you fucking kidding me?!?" Malc said "what it's a good song." I say laughing knowing that he is super annoyed. "So I was thinking...." "Oh god this can't be good, you were thinking.." "Oh shut up, as I was saying I was thinking that we can maybe get matching tattoos." "Okay sure."
Le travel timeskip brought to you by Brendon Urie saying "it's not a bad dick."
When (I was a young boy) we pulled into a parking lot, Malc and I went to a tattoo shop called 'hey, it's not a bad dick. "Interesting name." Malc said sarcastically I could tell. "Oh shut up.." "why does it have that name anyway?" "Cause it's a free country..." I say worried cause I think he knows what I'm up to. "We're getting dick tattoos aren't we?" "Maybe.." I say hoping he's okay with it. "Okay, cool." He said smiling.
"Seriously, you're okay with it?" "Yeah why wouldn't I be?" "I don't know"
Then a older man comes up to us and asks "what can I help you two with?" "We actually wanted matching tattoos.." I said smiling, proud of what I was about to do. "Okay follow me.." we then followed him into a pink room.
"So what were you thinking of getting?" The man asked, Malc looks at me not knowing what we were gonna get.
"Springs" I say confidently "okay, now I hope you know that you have to be erect right?" "Yep" "Okay good so I'm gonna ask you to somehow get erect so I'm going to leave for 10 minutes. And with that he left and Malc and I knew exactly what we were gonna do.
Le timeskip brought to you by how I want to die constantly.
"It's perfect." Malc and I yell.
"Okay so that will be $350." I then passed him the money and me and Malc went home.
A/N: Alright I'm fucking tired that's all I'm going to do.
Thx Marcus/Jaden
