A/N: so i turned off auto capitalization so writing this is going to be so painful for me. But not only is it gonna be painful for that reason; I asked my very few friends on how i should write this and they decided to chose random words from UD and the council has spoken and the words are: Left Cheek Sneak which means: To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks. Ralphed: which basically means the past tense of throwing up. And finally, the one I hate the most is Seagulled: which is the past tense of a victim of getting cum thrown at them and getting laughed at. Ok so now that i've gotten that out of the way let's begin...
"Luke you slut!!" Malc yelled threw the walls which he knew pissed Luke off. "What do you want you mOMmY caller, you pathetic piece of crap why do you even exist?" he exclaimed while having a Left Cheek Sneak real quick hoping Malc didn't notice, however it was much louder then what he hoped it was . "WTF was that sound?!? it sounds like someone just ralphed all over the fucking place you wriggly cock! go suck your moms saggy old tit!" Malc yelled with passion. "Ok I will you wet sock! Now what the hell do you need i was just enjoying a video of someone getting Seagulled, it's so fucking gross and hilarious at the same time!" Luke shouted with such passion it could break windows. "First of all, I just wanted to say I love you but you wanted to be a cunt so I take it back. Second of all, what is being Seagulled?" Malc questioned me like he was questioning how to write his name on exam even though he does it on everything. Then Luke went on about what being Seagulled is and Malc stops him mid sentence and goes "mOMmY I want to try that on me, I really like the sound of it" Luke raised his eyebrow, seeming to be a bit into the idea of doing that to Malc too. "sure KItTy, of course I will do that for you" Luke said "but i got to go fill a balloon first, do you want to help me?" he asked. Malc nodded with so much eager in his eyes it was practically bleeding out of his eyeballs. So they did and they enjoyed it, they made plans to at least do that once a week, switching roles each time, and enjoying it more and more every time it happens.
A/N: ok that's all folks thanks for reading and thanks for the help: you know who you are and now i have this weight lifted off my shoulders now that i have finished this part.
