Obama's POV (HAHA DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING)
Ok, well me being the president was just a minor thing. I wanted to bring back Kenya. Haha I know what your thinking I'm not from Kenya I'm from Hawaii. WELL IM NOT. I'm from Kenya. And Kenya is going to make America extinct. YEP. see, the only reason I was going to be president was to steal the nukes. and I'm going to cause OBLIVION! but of course that Kendra girl heard and went to go tell her best friend. so before she got there I shot Conner, to cause a distraction. I didn't kill him. I just paralyzed him for a while. I'm just an angel right? AGREE WITH ME OR DIE. But anyway I needed to kill Victoria. Why you ask because I hated her dad. and I don't hold grudges on people so I take it out on their children. It all started in 1st grade. I had an obsession with making weird squeaky noises...so she called me an IDIOTIC WEASEL (haha like what I call this guy named Clay).And now I will kill her daughter for it.
So now I was standing here with a gun in my hand.
"Hi girls." I said.
"VICTORIA HE WANTS TO KILL YOU." yelled the Kendra girl.
"Wait-why?" Victoria asked confused.
"Somethin about ur mom callin him an idiot weasel." Kendra said.
"Why?" Victoria asked WOW someone's slow.
"Cuz I made weird noises." I said.
She had a straight face and then started laughing like crazy
"Serves-you-right-!" She said taking breathes in between the words because she was laughing so hard.
"Do you mind?" I said angry.
"No, I don't not weasel." she said laughing.
"Well I'm going to kill you now." I said.
The next thing I remember was Miley Cyrus pushing me out the window.
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I love you {Connor Franta fanfiction}
FanfictionVictoria is starting collage w/ her best friend Kendra, but it starts out as a day in the janitors closet with this guy named Conner. Now, Victoria really doesn't like Conner but she starts to fall for him. Conner likes Victoria too, but read on and...
