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Conner's POV

      TRUST ME IM NOT FOND OF THE IDEA OF GETTING SHOT. So of course when i feel pain on the side of my body i start to freak out.  And then my whole body when numb and i couldn't move but i could still hear everyone talk. so first i hear Victoria say that she wants me to shrivel up and die, and then something about obama being a weasel. but i didnt really get all of it because OF THE PAIN ON THE SIDE OF MY BODY. I MEAN DOES ANYBODY HAVE THE DECENCY TO KEEP ME ALIVE!??!!?! I MEAN FOR REAL.  but what really surprised me was when Miley Cyrus ran in the room pushing obama out the window. I MEAN i was still shocked to see obama. BUT MILEY CYRUS. the school must have had to have a twerk convention or something to get miley cyrus to come.

     But now i was awake apparently from a coma or somthing. and miley was talking on the phone with one direction or something.

"Are YOU going to help me up?!?!?!" i screamed at victoria.

she looked skeptical "No." she said simply.

"BUT WHY IM YOUR BOYFRIEND!?!?!??!?!" i screamed.

"Conner,--" she started to say.

"OH NO YOU DONT "CONNER" ME. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR BEING SO MEAN." i said.

"its not that im being mean to you its just im a mean person." she stated.

"But..but..but..but...im your boyfriend!" i said shocked.

"Yeah so what?" she asked obviously ticked now.

"ITS JUST NOT FAIR!!!!" i screamed.

"LIFE'S NOT FAIR." she screamed back.

"Victoria i told you you could do so much better." kendra mumbled.

"SHUT IT KENDRA" i spat.

"YOU KNOW WHAT. FIRST OF ALL WE NEED TO GO. SECOND OF ALL VICTORIA, KENDRA IS BEING RIGHT I WOULD RATHER SEE HIM GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH MY WRECKING BALL. AND THIRD CONNER YOU NEED TO CALM THE HECK DOWN." miley screamed.

"ARE WE CLEAR?!?!?!" she yelled.

"yeah what ever." i mumbled.

"im sorry...WHAT. I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST WHAT EVER ME. I WOULD KNOCK YOU OUT WITH MY HAMMER BUT WE HAVE TO GO." miley screamed.

kendra, miley, and victoria walked to mileys car and opened the back. all down the trunk were guns, knives and many more things victoria could use to kill you with.

Just then the voice i will always hate screamed "OH. MY. GOD. WEAPONS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON SCHOOL PREMISES. VICTORIA I THOUGHT WE HAD A TALK ABOUT NOT SHARING YOUR KNIVES WITH OTHERS." luna screamed.

" BUT LUNA THESE ARNT MY KNIVES!!!" victoria screamed like a little girl except for one little thing A LITTLE GIRL WOULDNT BE SCREAMING ABOUT KNIVES.

"I DONT CARE IF THESE ARNT YOUR--- miley cyrus?" Luna asked confused.

"LET ME SOME IT UP." miley screamed obviously mad at retelling the story again.

"Obama is from Kenya--" she started.

"i thought he was from Hawaii?--" luna asked.

"I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU INTERUPT ME AGAIN." miley screamed picking up a knife.

"well anywho like i said Obama is from Kenya and he was only the president so he could still the nukes and make America extinct. But you see me being miley im part of a secert club called T.N.O.G.--" miley said.

"Uhh can i asked what that stands for." luna asked.

"it stands for Twerk Nation Of Girls." miley said.

"OHH CAN I JOIN!?!?!" kendra asked.

"thats what i am here for i need people to join but not just any people i need girls." miley started.

Then a helicopter flew down and opened the door.

"will you girls join?" Miley asked with pleading eyes.

"i'll join," victoria said stepping forward.

"WAIT YOU CANT!!!! WE WONT BE TOGETHER IF YOU DO!!" i screamed.

"Conner i have to help my fellow sisters." she said.

"YOU ARE HELPING IN A PLACE CALLED TWERK NATION." I screamed and miley loaded her gun warning me to shut up.

Victoria ran up to me "Conner, I promise i will come back.".

"Just please dont go please!!!" i cried.

"Conner. Just remember what good im doing right now." she said.

"Your killing obama. WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO!?!?!" i screamed.

"Conner im stopping oblivion you have to understand that." she said stepping away from me.

i nodded my head.

"You promise."i said

"i promise." she said.

"forever." i said.

"forever" she said one last time before stepping into the helicopter.

then i looked at Luna and Daniel.

"Luna i love you." Daniel said.

"Daniel. I have to join. mostly just because i have to make sure victoria doesnt go on a killing rampage. but i also have to stop what ever up rising is going to happen." Luna said.

Daniel took lunas hand and luna smacked it.

"IM SORRY DO YOU MIND!!?!?!' She said.

"I-I-I-" daniel started.

"YOU CANT JUST GRAB MY HAND. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM!!!" Luna screamed.

"You tell em' sister" miley said.

"Well i have to go victoria is probably already playing with weapons up there." Luna said.

"Bye Luna," Daniel said crying.

"yeah what ever bye looser." Luna said before hopping into the helicopter.

then i turned to kendra and ricky.

"OK GURL I KNOW EVERYONE IS GETTING ALL EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING." Ricky said looking at kendra.

"Well SPIT IT OUT RICKY." Kendra said.

"DONT MESS UP YOUR WEAVE!!" Ricky said.

"I promise!!" Kendra said.

"Well cya later girl!" ricky said.

"Cya RICKY!!!" Kendra said hopping in the helicopter.

Then the helicopter started to rise and all i could think of was my true love flying away...and the faint sound of Ricky yelling for kendra to take pictures.

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