My Perfect Problem

Chapter 1

A/N:Hola! Okay, to reduce confusion, let me clarify something. There will be this one quote at the top of each chapter. It will only end when I publish the bonus chapter, which of course is a surprise.

So, yeah. Enjoy! Adios!

Maltamor

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I think I found the girl who feels and notices every little thing about me.

"THEO! I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MONKEY!" I screeched, pushing him off the bed.

"OOMPH!" he grunted, still managing a laugh to escape his mouth. I crossed my arms across my chest, huffing. Mom busted into the room.

"What's going on? What's with all this screaming in my house?" she asked

"Nothing, Joan," Theo smirked. He hugged my sideways and patted my head, messing my hair which earned a huff from me. Mom gave us a suspicious glare before slowly swinging the door shut. Justin, being the over-protective older brother, slammed his palm against the door, coming out of nowhere.

"No funny business," he growled in a deadly tone, pointing at us.

Theo and I stared at each other with wide eyes for a few seconds before bursting out laughing. I guess he was too caught up laughing that he accidentally elbowed my shoulder, quite harshly, may I add. "Oww," I said, looking up at him. His laugh was cut short and he brought both hands to his mouth. He looked extremely sorry and guilty. It was just a shove. What's so concerning?

"Oh god! Thea, are you okay!?!? I am so, so sorry!" he exclaimed. Justin ran into the room, again coming out of nowhere. Is he sitting in front of my room or something? He surveyed the situation, shoved Theo aside and kneeled down in front of me. He held onto my hands for dear life.

After so, Theo and Justin had a long conversation in front of me. Here's a little preview. No, of course I'm not going to show you the entire thing. It's too hilarious to share. Wha- because- well, ugh, fine. Here's the full conversation. Happy??

Justin starts first, of course. And obviously he starts rambling and calling me by every single nickname he had for me. He spoke so fast that I couldn't answer him, and he took my silence as an answer that I am most definitely not okay or anywhere near fine.

"Ash, are you okay? What did he do to you, baby sis? Are you hurt? Answer me Ashlynn!"

Then, he turned to Theo with his deadly stare. He turned so fast and suddenly, that I'm surprised his neck is not dislocated. Maybe it is. I'll ask him later. Back to the story...

"What did you do to her?!?!"

Theo dropped to his knees, playing and pretending to be scared. It was honestly entertaining..

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt her! I'll give up anything to repay you. Nothing is as important as our strong bond of brotherhood."

"Well, if that is so, you shall need to give up my sister."

Okay, I did not understand this part. Justin had a glint of mischief in his eyes. I guess it's just a joke? I don't know.

"Except for that beauty." At this point, Theo was smirking cockily. This is the part where I come in. I raised my eyebrow, challenging him too say more in front of my insanely overprotective older brother. He just arched his eyebrow in return. Of course this internal conversation between us didn't last long. Who broke it? Ya guessed it - Justin..

"What is this-this eye thing you guys have, huh?"

"It's called eye contact, buddy. Something other guys don't dare to have with your dear sister here. So, I guess you're not used to it, right?"

Then..Mom swings in, like legit, she swung in.

"Hey, gu - oh , come'n". Sigh "You guys have to stop cause I could gather and make a movie out of the camer- uh...spegetti's ready?" Justin's eyes lit up like a kid in a candy store. Let's just say Justin loves spegetti alot.

"MOM!" I screeched.

"Nope, stop! You girls may have whatever women problems you want but no taking spegetti time!" He got up and straightened his back before skipping downstairs. I followed behind everyone else. When no one could see or hear anything, I punched Theo in the shoulder as hard as I could.

He turned to glare at me but knowing him for years, it doesn't have an effect on me. I simply smirked and whispered, "Payback", and walked past him casually. Then, I remebered something and hollered to Justin, "Hey big bro, did you break your neck just now?"

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"More!More!"I slapped Justin's head as he greedily took the spaghetti to his plate. He just stuck out his tongue at me as he took more. Mum just rolled her eyes at him.

Just as we entered the kitchen earlier with Theo, Justin saw the quantity of food and immediately kicked Theo out.

"Justin, behave!" my dad's voice echoed through the house. Justin's eyes widened while I smirked. Justin was afraid of Dad as he was a police officer. Not that he was a sheriff or anything, so I didn't really understand his fear.

I, on the other hand, am a some-what goody-two-shoes and both my parents were sweet as honey through my eyes.

I mean, I get good grades, am friendly, know how to have fun, am a good daughter and can fight well enough. That usually leads to friendly teachers, lots of friends, happy people and partially no bullies. No complains there.

"Honey dear, " Dad brought me back to reality. My head snapped towards his direction. He was smiling at my sweetly, Justin's head was bowed and Mum just sat down. I smiled at him and hummed in reply.

"Feel free to take as much spaghetti off Justin's plate as you please. I'm sure he's had enough, am I right, Justin?" Dad stared at Justin expectantly as Justin himself looked like he would break down crying. After a long silence, he nodded sadly. This is where I come in as a supposedly good sister.

"It's okay, Dad. It's not all the time that he gets to eat what he wants. It's fine with me," I said in a sweet voice. Mum smiled at me proudly.

"You should learn from your sister, Justin. For godsakes, she's younger than you," Dad said disappointedly with a sigh. Justin widened his eyes.

"But..."

"Just eat, Justin," I smirked as I kicked his leg repeatedly.

"Justin," I whispered. Kick.

"Justin," Kick.

"Jus-"He kicked me instead. I acted as if in pain.

"Ow! Dad, Justin kicked me!" I wailed. Dad gave him a stern look which clearly told him to apologize. After doing exactly that, Mum and dad insisted to hug so we did. I then whispered in his ear,

"Oops!"

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EDITED!!

Okay so I'm actually finally done with this chapter. I owe you fellow readers alot for waiting.

I have written a chapter expalaining why I'm always late and I hope from there you guys will be more aware of my behaviour. Hope you guys will find it in you to forgive me and keep reading.

Adios, amigos!

Maltomor