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angels who fell down from heaven ft minyoongijjangjjangmanboongboong the devil
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yoongi, seokjin, namjoon, and four others are in this chatroom.

jungkook: hyungs!!

taehyung: yo

jimin: yeah

namjoon: wassup kook

jin: hello child

hoseok: who cleared our nicknames?

hoseok: i worked hard for that :(

yoongi has muted the conversation for an hour

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oseok changed his nickname to angelhobi!

Hoseok set the nickname for taehyung as youwhocamefromanotherstar!

Hoseok set the nickname for seokjin as pinkpinkilovepink!

Hoseok set the nickname for namjoon as youwhokeepsonwatchingrated18ew!

Hoseok set the nickname for jungkook as musclepig!

Hoseok set the nickname for jimin as funsized-hoe!

Hoseok set the nickname for yoongi as lazyass!

seen by everyone

pinkpinkilovepink: this is why i love u hoseok

angelhobi: ;))))

funsized-hoe: why am i the only hoe here

youwhokeepsonwatchingrated18ew: hoseok i dont watch porn

youwhocamefromthestar: namjoon hyung lying is bad

musclepig: hyungs!!

youwhokeepsonwatchingrated18ew: im not lying taehyung

youwhokeepsonwatchingrated18ew cleared the nicknames!

hoseok: oh my god bitch why did u clear the nicknames u couldve cleared yours alone

hoseok: smh

jungkook: hyungs!!

namjoon: idk how

hoseok: i thought ur a genius

jimin: hyungs pls stop

jin: jimin's right

jungkook: hyungs!!

taehyung: the nicknames are cleared so soon

taehyung: i really liked jimin's nickname the most it suits him

jimin: im not a hoe

taehyung: but youre funsized

jimin: atleast i dont have long ass creepy fingers

taehyung: but girls like long fingers ;)

namjoon: thats right taehyung u r learning well

hoseok: and u said u dont watch p**n

jimin: gross

jungkook: hyungs!!!!

jin: kids

jin: calm down kids

jin: lets just sleep

jungkook: hyungs!!!

jin: jungkook child what is your problem

jungkook: finally

jungkook: somebody noticed me

jungkook: thanks jin hyung

jin: no problem kook

jungkook: did you guys know this number

jungkook: 0064-072647-403

jimin is typing...

jimin is typing...

jimin: that's lisa's number (!)
message not sent

jimin: wtf (!)
message not sent

jimin: lisa (!)

jimin: bitch whats wrong with the internet (!)

jimin: wtfffff (!)

jimin: thats lisa's (!)

jimin: lisa's number! (!)

jimin: fuck this internet (!)

jimin: fine i give up (!)

jimin: i dont know kook
message sent √

jungkook: oh

jungkook: :(((

jimin: its lisa's! (!)
message not sent

jimin: fine internet you bitch (!)

jimin has logged off

namjoon: idk kook

jin: me too

taehyung: sorry kook

hoseok: hyung doesnt know t-t

namjoon, jin, taehyung and hoseok logged off

jungkook: yoongi hyung?

seen by yoongi

yoongi: lisa (!)

yoongi: lisa's number (!)

yoongi: what (!)

yoongi: akdsjwjwofyj
message sent √

jungkook: uhh?

yoongi: i said its

jungkook: its?

yoongi: lisa's (!)

yoongi: wtf is wrong with my internet (!)

yoongi: lisa's (!)

jungkook: hyung?

yoongi: lisa (!)

jungkook: hyung hey?

yoongi: lisa (!)

yoongi: lisa's number (!)

yoongi: lisa (!)

yoongi: blonde girl's (!)

yoongi: eunha's
message sent √

yoongi: oh wow it got sent (!)

yoongi: but its not eunha jungkook (!)

jungkook: oh

jungkook: eunha?

yoongi: no (!)

jungkook: thanks hyung!

yoongi: bitch no its not eunha (!)

jungkook has logged off

yoongi: urgh whatever im just gonna explain tomorrow (!)

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