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T.WENTY T.WO

[CUTIE]
i dont get it?
why would i call you lisa?
is it your nickname?

[LISA]
no idiot

[CUTIE]
no really
you need to rest eunha
i can really see how
sick you are

[LISA]
you still dont understand

[CUTIE]
i do
now go sleep

[LISA]
no

[CUTIE]
yes

[LISA]
no

[CUTIE]
eunha pls

[LISA]
im not eunha

[CUTIE]
yes you are

[LISA]
no im not

[CUTIE]
yes you are
now sleep

[LISA]
u r driving me nuts

[CUTIE]
glad to know that
but u need to sleep

[LISA]
how dumb are you seriously

[CUTIE]
eunha pls
go to sleep

[CUTIE]
i wont be replying from now on

[CUTIE]
goodnight eunha
sleep well

[LISA]
okay

[LISA]
first things first

[LISA]
im not eunha
im certainly not her

[CUTIE]
just sleep pls
i really wont be replying

[LISA]
my name is lisa

[CUTIE]
eunha is your name
sinb didnt tell me about this

[LISA]
my name is lisa and sinb isnt my bestfriend
and i thought you wont be replying

[CUTIE]
because youre saying weird things

[LISA]
???

[LISA]
now listen kid
i aint playing games no more
its getting late and i need to sleep early
for my psychology quiz tmrw

[LISA]
my name is lisa
sinb isnt my bestfriend

[LISA]
see that gun im holding

[LISA]
im gonna shoot you because youre dumb
as fuck

[LISA]
turn on your location

[CUTIE]
what

[LISA]
caught in a fucking lie bitch

[CUTIE]
i dont understand
eunha stop trolling me

[LISA]
oh my god
i give up

[CUTIE]
what

[LISA]
bye

RENAME CUTIE AS DUMBASS?
YES NO

[DUMBASS]
no

[DUMBASS]
hey

[LISA]
???

[DUMBASS]
will you please..
explain to me?

[DUMBASS]
i really don't understand

[LISA]
if you could see me right now
you'd probably want to go to hell instead

[DUMBASS]
you mean to tell me
that you arent eunha?

[LISA]
you got it einstein

[DUMBASS]
Einstein?
why am i einstein

[LISA]
seriously?
are you serious?

[DUMBASS]
yes

[DUMBASS]
and..
you..

[DUMBASS]
youre
lisa?

[LISA]
ill give you an f as a grade
if i was your teacher

[DUMBASS]
just answer
okay?

[LISA]
i sent you my picture didnt i?

[DUMBASS]
who knows if youre
her stalker

[LISA]
im so done with you

[DUMBASS]
no
but really
you arent eunha?

[LISA]
im not unless the eunha
youre talking about is a tall ass girl
with a long blonde hair

[DUMBASS]
youre really lisa?

[LISA]
get over it please

[DUMBASS]
you really are lisa?

[LISA]
jesus christ

[LISA]
yes

[LISA]
now answer my call okay?

DIALING DUMBASS..
RING
RING
RING
RING
RING
...

CALL ACCEPTED

"Geez, what took you so long to take my call?"

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