Fanboys' Guide to the Goddess' Heart

Fanboys + Competition

Seohyun was considered the baby of SM Entertainment, even if she debuted far earlier than the recent girl groups. She was not the youngest anymore but they think she's too young to go out and have fun. Most of the time she hated being treated like one, but her unnies were nothing but stubborn. She was taller than Taeyeon unnie and Sunny unnie and more independent than Yoona unnie but her fellow artists seemed like they forgot the fact she's even more mature than Heechul oppa!

It was frustrating for the maknae of SNSD or Girls' Generation. She thought that having more idols who were younger and new to the KPop industry would make the unnies and oppas look after the rookies and conveniently forget she was even in the room.

It was a year ago when EXO was introduced to them as the upcoming rookie idol group, twelve young and passionate performers that she knew would make waves in the industry. Everyone was highly anticipating their debut stage. f(X) unnies wished them luck, same with TVXQ oppas. The other idols and trainees greeted the nervous EXO members before leaving the room, busy with last-minute preparations, until SNSD unnies and Super Junior oppas were the last ones left.

She knew her unnies—they're protective to a fault.

She was never left alone in the room with a male group.

And EXO was no exception.

But she grew close to Junmyeon oppa like a sister who adore her laidback older brother. She knew EXO's leader, not as much as she liked to but she's aware of what he likes and hates. For example, he hates getting picked on his height, a fact that she doesn't share with the midget guy. He hates pickled foods and absolutely adores sushi. He loves sweets and his privacy more than anything.

And recently, she found out that he's deathly afraid of the crazy antics his members get into when they're in the presence of a certain 2ne1 visual.

But the maknae of SNSD knew there was something more to that. Junmyeon oppa was going out of his way to cover up their fanboy slips. And the hilarious part was that he's unaware that he's just the same as the other Sandara Park-fanboys, maybe even worse. She found that out when she caught their faces when Taeyang sunbae kissed Sandara Park-ssi on the cheeks.

Junmyeon oppa's face could not get any redder.

Seohyun had a good feeling that he's just using his members' craziness as an excuse to spy—er, watch out for the obviously clueless Sandara Park.

She couldn't blame her paranoid brother for being wary of other guys approaching the beautiful idol.

Which is why she's afraid for his sanity.

And his abysmal attempt at playing spy.

"Eh, Junmyeon oppa?"

"Hmm?"

"Why are you lying on the floor?"

That did it.

"Oh? Me? Why, I'm being a good leader, that's what! Chanyeol and Baekhyun are about to do something stupid to SHINee sunbaes and my Dara and I need to stop them before they burn the place down! Why are the gods punishing me? Did I start World War 3 in my past life? Or did I finally get the chance to have peace and order and this is the gods' way of saying 'Surprise! Joke's on you!'?"

Seohyun blinked once. Twice. Thrice. "So, now she's yours, oppa?"

The dark corner did not hide the reddening of his cheeks. "Yes—I mean no! No! Dara noona is not mine nor any stupid fanboy's! Now, why don't you be a good dongsaeng to your handsome oppa and peek at the bar."