§ Anime Quotes §

~Straight (Gay) Up Pickup Lines~

Congrats, you have made it here where its anime pick up lines from some anime I have watched. (Mainly AoT because Hot-shot, season Two has come out bitch)

I loved once, but the titans ate my mom.

Home is whenever I'm with you.

You've been a dirty boy.

Hey there, spud.

I was. I am. And I remain a lover. Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to you.

Restore my faith in humanity, tonight.

Let's experiment... IN BED!!!! (A/N: do not say to a boy who gets turned on easily.)

I'll eat you out.

(A/N my jam pokerface is on. Pokerface from Lady Gaga. It reminds me of chocolate covered waffles.)

Eat mah buns.

I like you better than water. Don't tell water, tho.

(Best for last (; mwa mwa mwa)

Charmanders are red, Squiritles are blue.
If you were a Pokemon, I would choose you.
Your smile is stronger then a hyper beam.
Like Jessie and James, we make the perfect
Team.

I'll stay by your side like Pikachu or Ash,
And I will love you more than a level 80 Rapidash.
You're more legendary than a Zapodos,
Entei, or Mew.

But out of all 722, I choose you.