stripper ☻ phan

twelve

while dan and phil left for their adventure to which was unknown to everyone but dan, phils friends stayed at the club.

the drunken messes of joe and caspar were just a little more sober now, still unable to get girls as they wished.

"why will no girlsss lissssten to usssss" caspar prolonged every 's'.

"because you two are drunk off your tits," troye joked.

"not," joe burped, "true."

"oh my god," louise laughed.

"i think you two are done," jim took away the remaining drinks the two had.

they sat there pouting as their friends hung out and had a good time.

"joe," caspar whispered.

"yeeeeeah,"

"your eyes are pretty,"

"your hair is nice,"

"follow me," caspar stood, wobbling as he wasn't sober.

"ookayyyy," joe followed.

"wait!!" zoe started to retrieve the intoxicated pair, before alfie stopped her.

"no no, let them go,"

and thus they went.