❝BITCH PLEASE, I DON'T SIMPLY BRUSH MY HAIR. I COMB IT. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.❞
If you're a vegetarian ( or vegan ) then I sincerely apologise for half of these imagines. If you're not, then I still apologise because this needs e d i t e d. Ple...
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When it was your birthday and they completely forgot to get you something. So they improvise.
"Happy birthday, Y\N!" "Thanks! What have you got me?" "...What?" "Usually I wouldn't ask for a gift, but I spent $100 on you guys when it was your birthdays. Each." "Umm... we got you a...Play!" "Okay?"
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"Oh Danielestonova! I love you! I love you!" "I am sorry, Patricicibeablo, I cannot be with you! I am to marry Carnlodianoabloas!" "Oh okay." "Wait that's it? No dramatic 'No you can't, Danielestonova?'" "I am sorry to say, Danielestonova, but I was using you for money. I heard that Ze old guy down the street has some money, I shall go with him." "You, Patricicibeablo, are horrible! I am glad that I am to marry Carnlodianoabloas!" "Fine, you butthole!" "Fine." "Fine." "The end. What do you think?" "Well...uh...you certainly have some weird ass names...I feel sorry for your children."
