You're all so great oh my dear lord.
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King George called one of his servants into his bedroom. The servant sighed and bowed, "What is it, my lord?"
George held up a majestic costume made to resemble a peacock. "I want you to wear this while I have sexual intercourse with you." He explained.
The servant blushed and began to strip, "If you say so, my lord."
Meanwhile, George's brother was innocently walking through the castle to find something. He was minding his own buisiness, when he suddenly heard the sound of peacocks screeching in the distance. He followed the sound, only to be led to a closed door. He opened the door a touch to see King George fucking the crap out of a servant, who was in a peacock outfit. Instead of moaning, he was cawing like a peacock.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" King George's brother screamed, slamming the door open.
King George stopped stared at him for a few moments before putting a finger on his lip. "Shush, you are going to scare Edward." He said.
King George's brother walked out and shut the door behind him, pressing his fingers against his temples and cringing. He sighed and walked away, only to hear the annoying peacock noises again.
