Rem: James!
James!
James!
I'm bored.
Don't ignore me.
Wait it's four in the morning you aren't ignoring me.
Why is your name James it sound like a plural. One Jame many James.
Dude I've resorted to watching cat videos on YouTube.
Ahhh, they're so fluffy!!
Aww this one's doing a hand stand.
James I know you're getting all of these and I hope I wake your ass up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Are you dead or something.
James: go to sleep Remington.
Rem: and he lives.
James: go to sleep.
Rem: you sound like my mother.
James: sleep. Now.
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Wrong Number (Uberhaxornova)
FanfictionUnknown number: OMG! MOM I GOT THE NEW JOB!!!!! I START TOMORROW!!!!! J: I'm not your mom but congrats bro! Who knew one wrong number could change someone's life so drastically.
