Wrong Number (Uberhaxornova)

ch18

** this chapter is mega fluff and so adorable and I love it!**

"Rem?" I could hear James' voice ring through the house.

"What!" I yelled back frustration taking over me.

He walked into the living room just in time to see me for and throw the controller across the room.

"Babe, you wanna calm down a bit and not throw my controller?"

"Fuck you." I said turning around and looking at him. I was shoved he was covered head to toe with ash and smelt like smoke. "What the hell happened?"

"Aleks started a fire."

"Oh my god.  Is this what always happens there?"

"Sorta, I'm just gonna go get a shower, wanna join?"

"Maybe later I want to beat this stupid fucking level!" I said standing up and grabbing the controller.

I got back to crash bandicoot and finally beat the level.  Which I celebrated so much I scared Ein.

I was working on the next level when someone wrapped their arms around me from behind scaring me.

I turned around and slapped James who was laughing hysterically.

"Don't do that you piece of shit!"

He continued to laugh and fell onto the couch next to me.

"I hate you!"

"No you don't." He said squeezing my cheeks.

"Stop." I said struggling not to laugh.

He squeezed my cheeks closer together forcing me to make a kissy face.

He leaned in a kissed me.  I finally gave in and started laughing.  He pulled away and let go of my cheeks and started laughing with me.

"You know your beard tickles." I said still giggling as I reached out and hand and stroked his beard.

"Don't touch the beard." He said grabbing my hand.

"Oh yeah, and what are you gonna do about it.  Cry?"

"No, I'm gonna set my attack dog on you.  Ein get her!" He said pointing at me.  All Ein did was lick James' finger before running away somewhere.  "God damn dog."

I laughed and leaned closer to him.

"I missed you." I said wrapping my arms around his neck pulling him closer to me.

"I missed you too." He said and leaned closer to me.

As we were about to kiss I stuck my tongue out and licked the side of his face.

"Oh, gross." He said and tackled me on the couch. 

"Whatcha gonna do bitch."

Instead on answering he just smirk and went limp crushing me with all of his body weight.

"Ahhh, no! Stop you're crushing me to death you fat fuck!"

"Ah, so comfy." He said crushing me more.

"Get off!" I said trying to shove him off.

I finally managed to get him off and he landed with a loud thud on the ground and I tried to even out my breath.

"Ow, fuck.  I come home to get away from pain and you do this to me!" James yelled.

"You're the one that was crushing me."

He reached up his hand and pulled me off of the couch.

"Can't I just play my game!" I whined.

"No," He said and wrapped his arms around me making sure I couldn't leave him.

"Fine." I said yawning.

I just curled up to him and slowly fell asleep.